Boxster won't start! My wife will leave me.

[Montesinnos]

Originally Posted by PaulDash

After a big fight, the wife said she was leaving me. She packed her bags. At the door, she turned around and said, "You bastard, you planned this, didn't you?"

I said, "No! What makes you think that?"

She said, "Your friends. The ones hiding behind the couch with the balloons."

Good plan. I think I will put a camera too in the room.