Please don't refer to your Boxster as "her"

[Perfectlap]

The Boxster will NEVER be a she because no matter how much guy fun you'll have ripping up the roads the Boxster will never ask you to go to the drugstore to pick up feminine products.
It will never ask you to go to your mother-in-laws house instead of the Golf course. It will never ask you to go on a 3 hour trip to Bed & Bath on your day off.

No female, no matter how high maintenance, is going to be at your beck and call without imposing the Lady Tax!!
If you know of such please let us know if she has a sister.

[986_inquiry]

Originally Posted by Perfectlap

The Boxster will NEVER be a she because no matter how much guy fun you'll have ripping up the roads the Boxster will never ask you to go to the drugstore to pick up feminine products.
It will never ask you to go to your mother-in-laws house instead of the Golf course. It will never ask you to go on a 3 hour trip to Bed & Bath on your day off.

No female, no matter how high maintenance, is going to be at your beck and call without imposing the Lady Tax!!
If you know of such please let us know if she has a sister.

sounds like you've had some bad experiences with women!!

You're describing long term girlfriends and wives. One-night stands and mistresses don't ask you to pick up feminine products, they don't ask you to go to in-laws (why would she?) and she would never ask to go shopping (again, that's not what she's there for) lol

wives and long term girlfriends are like toyotas. Dependable, bland, low-maintenance, everyone has one, etc.

[cfos]

Originally Posted by Perfectlap

Also this car rarely whines in a bad way so it definitely can't be woman.

Originally Posted by Perfectlap

The Boxster will NEVER be a she because no matter how much guy fun you'll have ripping up the roads the Boxster will never ask you to go to the drugstore to pick up feminine products.
It will never ask you to go to your mother-in-laws house instead of the Golf course. It will never ask you to go on a 3 hour trip to Bed & Bath on your day off.

No female, no matter how high maintenance, is going to be at your beck and call without imposing the Lady Tax!!
If you know of such please let us know if she has a sister.

Point made. The boxster is a man.