02-07-2014, 07:30 AM
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Please don't refer to your Boxster as "her"
Please don't refer to your Porsche as "her" or "she". It makes you a woman beater/woman spoiler: A very unhealthy relationship.
A Porsche is more like the devil on your shoulder who dips into your wallet at will and sometimes convinces you drive like an a-hole. A good woman is against all of these things, all of the time.
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GT3 Recaro Seats - Boxster Red
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02-07-2014, 08:09 AM
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My wife, who names ALL of her cars, asked me once if the Boxster was a he or a she. I said that it had to be a she, because no dude has curves like that. She agreed with that, then decided that the car also had to be a whore as well. I asked why, and her answer was "She's fast as hell, looks a little slutty, makes you misbehave then takes your money." How could I argue with that?
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02-07-2014, 08:12 AM
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^ well a girl I dated said the Boxster looks the same coming and going. That doesn't sound like any attractive woman I know.
Also this car rarely whines in a bad way so it definitely can't be woman.
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GT3 Recaro Seats - Boxster Red
GT3 Aero / Carrera 18" 5 spoke / Potenza RE-11
Fabspeed Headers & Noise Maker
BORN: March 2000 - FINLAND
IMS#1 REPLACED: April 2010 - NEW JERSEY -- LNE DUAL ROW
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02-07-2014, 08:28 AM
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Mine is a she... Looks good, high maintenance, acts like a b!tch sometimes.
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02-07-2014, 08:46 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2012
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I sure hope that Fräulein Liesl is a she because I'm always touching her inappropriately
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02-07-2014, 10:59 AM
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Gross!!!!!!!
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02-07-2014, 11:07 AM
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Mines got a little red dress. I love it when I take her top off.
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02 Boxster S Guards Red, black interior with matching hardtop
89 Carrera 4
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78 911SC
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02-07-2014, 11:14 AM
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I refer to my 2000 Boxster as "The Slut".
Reasons:
- She's been passed around a whole bunch and I'm her 6th owner
- She came w/ no records or history and a spotty CarFax - obviously trying to hide her shady past
- I've spent a boatload of cash on her making her "look pretty" with frivilous things like carbon fiber, GT3 seats, painted trim pieces, BIGGER tires and wheels, spoilers, new nose, side skirts, etc. She ALWAYS wants something new and shiny
- After all the time and money I've spent on her, when I really, really need her to perform, she has a "headache", or a flat tire, which then takes more time and money to fix
- But... when she's on her game... she's smokin' hot. The harder I drive her, the better she performs...
I love my little Slut!
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I think I have a Porsche problem...
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02-07-2014, 11:45 AM
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My 1999 Ford F250 3/4 ton diesel is an "it," but my sailboat and my Boxster will always be she (or her). I consider that a compliment to all women  !
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02-07-2014, 12:01 PM
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Location: Southern ID
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She's so fine, there's no tellin' were the money went...
She's all mine, there's no other way to go.
Simply Irresistible
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02-07-2014, 12:04 PM
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It is an it, usually referred to as just "the car"
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02-07-2014, 12:13 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Germany
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It is "das Auto" (neutrum)
but it is "der Wagen" (maskulinum)
Auto brand/make/model names are always "maskulinum" in German
(exception --> die Corvette, die Viper or die Cobra)
So for a German a Porsche Boxster/911/Cayman etc. will ALWAYS be "maskulinum".
Der Porsche.
Der Boxster.
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02-07-2014, 12:41 PM
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^and since Porsche borrrow some model names from Spanish: El Porsche Boxster. Not La Porsche.
Porsche Spyder. Probamos el Boxster más radical - YouTube
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GT3 Recaro Seats - Boxster Red
GT3 Aero / Carrera 18" 5 spoke / Potenza RE-11
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BORN: March 2000 - FINLAND
IMS#1 REPLACED: April 2010 - NEW JERSEY -- LNE DUAL ROW
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02-07-2014, 12:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Devact
My wife, who names ALL of her cars, asked me once if the Boxster was a he or a she. I said that it had to be a she, because no dude has curves like that. She agreed with that, then decided that the car also had to be a whore as well. I asked why, and her answer was "She's fast as hell, looks a little slutty, makes you misbehave then takes your money." How could I argue with that?
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Perfect, your wife nailed it.
One more thing, the Boxster can't be a man, it has to be all woman. Why? cause I love sliding into her, every trip is orgasmic
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02-07-2014, 12:57 PM
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Location: Winnipeg MB
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I think some of you guys really need to get a girlfriend. As in, a real one.
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'99 black 986
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02-07-2014, 06:16 PM
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Definitely a she. No dude ever put that kind of smile on my face.
For the record, the real women in my life are fiercely jealous of her, which is another reason I know my Box is a her. I love a good cat fight
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Current: 2000 Boxster S....2018 Clubman JCW
Previous: '71 914 2.2 - TX license plate: "E-GO"....'73 914 1.7....'74 914 1.8....'73 914 2.0 - Saturn yellow with all original 2.0 options- R.I.P..... '74 914 1.8 with 916 body kit.... '72 914 1.7 - my very first car
Also: '09 Cooper Clubman....'90 Miata.... '80 MGB.... '76 TR-7
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02-07-2014, 07:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark_T
I think some of you guys really need to get a girlfriend. As in, a real one.
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Been married and faithful for 20 years. When it comes to cars I need something new every few years.
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03 Carrera
02 Boxster S Guards Red, black interior with matching hardtop
89 Carrera 4
89 944 S2
78 911SC
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02-07-2014, 07:55 PM
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It's hard for me to tell these days ?
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02-08-2014, 05:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Topless
She's so fine, there's no tellin' were the money went...
She's all mine, there's no other way to go.
Simply Irresistible
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Spot on, money make the wheels go round all three sets. has to be a she
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2003 Black 986. modified for Advanced level HPDE and open track days.
* 3.6L LN block, 06 heads, Carrillo H rods, IDP with 987 intake, Oil mods, LN IMS. * Spec II Clutch, 3.2L S Spec P-P FW. * D2 shocks, GT3 arms & and links, Spacers front and rear * Weight reduced, No carpet, AC deleted, Remote PS pump, PS pump deleted. Recaro Pole position seats, Brey crouse ext. 5 point harness, NHP sport exhaust
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02-08-2014, 05:24 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Florida
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Bra less
Definitely a she because she is such a little screamer. And although she looks get in her fitted bra I prefer her bra less.
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