Please don't refer to your Boxster as "her"

[Perfectlap]

Please don't refer to your Porsche as "her" or "she". It makes you a woman beater/woman spoiler: A very unhealthy relationship.

A Porsche is more like the devil on your shoulder who dips into your wallet at will and sometimes convinces you drive like an a-hole. A good woman is against all of these things, all of the time.

[Devact]

My wife, who names ALL of her cars, asked me once if the Boxster was a he or a she. I said that it had to be a she, because no dude has curves like that. She agreed with that, then decided that the car also had to be a whore as well. I asked why, and her answer was "She's fast as hell, looks a little slutty, makes you misbehave then takes your money." How could I argue with that?

[Slate 01]

Originally Posted by Devact

My wife, who names ALL of her cars, asked me once if the Boxster was a he or a she. I said that it had to be a she, because no dude has curves like that. She agreed with that, then decided that the car also had to be a whore as well. I asked why, and her answer was "She's fast as hell, looks a little slutty, makes you misbehave then takes your money." How could I argue with that?

Perfect, your wife nailed it.

One more thing, the Boxster can't be a man, it has to be all woman. Why? cause I love sliding into her, every trip is orgasmic

[986_inquiry]

Originally Posted by Devact

My wife, who names ALL of her cars, asked me once if the Boxster was a he or a she. I said that it had to be a she, because no dude has curves like that. She agreed with that, then decided that the car also had to be a whore as well. I asked why, and her answer was "She's fast as hell, looks a little slutty, makes you misbehave then takes your money." How could I argue with that?

Top 13 reasons Boxsters are mistresses:
1) more curves than any daily driver
2) encourages men to do bad things
3) gives you everything you want
4) rarely complains or nags like a gf or wife does
5) there when you need her, put away when you don't
6) she's much younger than you
7) waits for you instead of you waiting on her
8) beautiful headlights
9) takes all your money
10) likes playing rough and coming back for more
11) puts a smile on your face
12) like RawleyD said: "dat ass!"
13) like Porsche9 said: "I love it when I take her top off. "

yeah boxsters are definitely women but not the marrying kind

[woodsman]

'Baby' is like God- beyond gender! And the first car I've ever named.

[Perfectlap]

^ well a girl I dated said the Boxster looks the same coming and going. That doesn't sound like any attractive woman I know.

Also this car rarely whines in a bad way so it definitely can't be woman.

[mump]

Mine is a she... Looks good, high maintenance, acts like a b!tch sometimes.

[DawgFan]

I call mine the " Black Widow" but if my memory serves me correctly she was a women.

[schnellman]

My wife and I both refer to Schatzie as she or her. Many languages require gender identification. In German, die Auto is feminine.

[particlewave]

I sure hope that Fräulein Liesl is a she because I'm always touching her inappropriately

[woodsman]

Gross!!!!!!!

[Porsche9]

Mines got a little red dress. I love it when I take her top off.

[RedTele58]

I refer to my 2000 Boxster as "The Slut".

Reasons:
- She's been passed around a whole bunch and I'm her 6th owner
- She came w/ no records or history and a spotty CarFax - obviously trying to hide her shady past
- I've spent a boatload of cash on her making her "look pretty" with frivilous things like carbon fiber, GT3 seats, painted trim pieces, BIGGER tires and wheels, spoilers, new nose, side skirts, etc. She ALWAYS wants something new and shiny
- After all the time and money I've spent on her, when I really, really need her to perform, she has a "headache", or a flat tire, which then takes more time and money to fix
- But... when she's on her game... she's smokin' hot. The harder I drive her, the better she performs...

I love my little Slut!

[Joe B]

My 1999 Ford F250 3/4 ton diesel is an "it," but my sailboat and my Boxster will always be she (or her). I consider that a compliment to all women !

[Tucker2]

Originally Posted by RedTele58

I refer to my 2000 Boxster as "The Slut".

Reasons:
- She's been passed around a whole bunch and I'm her 6th owner
- She came w/ no records or history and a spotty CarFax - obviously trying to hide her shady past
- I've spent a boatload of cash on her making her "look pretty" with frivilous things like carbon fiber, GT3 seats, painted trim pieces, BIGGER tires and wheels, spoilers, new nose, side skirts, etc. She ALWAYS wants something new and shiny
- After all the time and money I've spent on her, when I really, really need her to perform, she has a "headache", or a flat tire, which then takes more time and money to fix
- But... when she's on her game... she's smokin' hot. The harder I drive her, the better she performs...

I love my little Slut!

LOL....that's so wrong it's great.

[Coffinhunter]

Her name says it all.

If you don't know the translation....a derogatory name for "the other woman". My wife is also known to call her the ********************.

[Topless]

She's so fine, there's no tellin' were the money went...
She's all mine, there's no other way to go.
Simply Irresistible

[jsceash]

Originally Posted by Topless

She's so fine, there's no tellin' were the money went...
She's all mine, there's no other way to go.
Simply Irresistible

Spot on, money make the wheels go round all three sets. has to be a she

[opus69]

Definitely a she because she is such a little screamer. And although she looks get in her fitted bra I prefer her bra less.

[Mark_T]

It is an it, usually referred to as just "the car"