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Perfectlap 02-07-2014 07:30 AM

Please don't refer to your Boxster as "her"
 
Please don't refer to your Porsche as "her" or "she". It makes you a woman beater/woman spoiler: A very unhealthy relationship.

A Porsche is more like the devil on your shoulder who dips into your wallet at will and sometimes convinces you drive like an a-hole. A good woman is against all of these things, all of the time.

Devact 02-07-2014 08:09 AM

My wife, who names ALL of her cars, asked me once if the Boxster was a he or a she. I said that it had to be a she, because no dude has curves like that. She agreed with that, then decided that the car also had to be a whore as well. I asked why, and her answer was "She's fast as hell, looks a little slutty, makes you misbehave then takes your money." How could I argue with that?

Perfectlap 02-07-2014 08:12 AM

^ well a girl I dated said the Boxster looks the same coming and going. That doesn't sound like any attractive woman I know.

Also this car rarely whines in a bad way so it definitely can't be woman. :)

mump 02-07-2014 08:28 AM

Mine is a she... Looks good, high maintenance, acts like a b!tch sometimes.

particlewave 02-07-2014 08:46 AM

I sure hope that Fräulein Liesl is a she because I'm always touching her inappropriately :o

woodsman 02-07-2014 10:59 AM

Gross!!!!!!!

Porsche9 02-07-2014 11:07 AM

Mines got a little red dress. I love it when I take her top off.

RedTele58 02-07-2014 11:14 AM

I refer to my 2000 Boxster as "The Slut".

Reasons:
- She's been passed around a whole bunch and I'm her 6th owner
- She came w/ no records or history and a spotty CarFax - obviously trying to hide her shady past
- I've spent a boatload of cash on her making her "look pretty" with frivilous things like carbon fiber, GT3 seats, painted trim pieces, BIGGER tires and wheels, spoilers, new nose, side skirts, etc. She ALWAYS wants something new and shiny
- After all the time and money I've spent on her, when I really, really need her to perform, she has a "headache", or a flat tire, which then takes more time and money to fix
- But... when she's on her game... she's smokin' hot. The harder I drive her, the better she performs... :D

I love my little Slut!

Joe B 02-07-2014 11:45 AM

My 1999 Ford F250 3/4 ton diesel is an "it," but my sailboat and my Boxster will always be she (or her). I consider that a compliment to all women :p!

Topless 02-07-2014 12:01 PM

She's so fine, there's no tellin' were the money went...
She's all mine, there's no other way to go.
Simply Irresistible

Mark_T 02-07-2014 12:04 PM

It is an it, usually referred to as just "the car"

BRAN 02-07-2014 12:13 PM

It is "das Auto" (neutrum)
but it is "der Wagen" (maskulinum)
Auto brand/make/model names are always "maskulinum" in German
(exception --> die Corvette, die Viper or die Cobra)

So for a German a Porsche Boxster/911/Cayman etc. will ALWAYS be "maskulinum".

Der Porsche.
Der Boxster.
;)

Perfectlap 02-07-2014 12:41 PM

^and since Porsche borrrow some model names from Spanish: El Porsche Boxster. Not La Porsche.

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Slate 01 02-07-2014 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devact (Post 385155)
My wife, who names ALL of her cars, asked me once if the Boxster was a he or a she. I said that it had to be a she, because no dude has curves like that. She agreed with that, then decided that the car also had to be a whore as well. I asked why, and her answer was "She's fast as hell, looks a little slutty, makes you misbehave then takes your money." How could I argue with that?

Perfect, your wife nailed it.

One more thing, the Boxster can't be a man, it has to be all woman. Why? cause I love sliding into her, every trip is orgasmic;)

Mark_T 02-07-2014 12:57 PM

I think some of you guys really need to get a girlfriend. As in, a real one.

Ebell914 02-07-2014 06:16 PM

Definitely a she. No dude ever put that kind of smile on my face.

For the record, the real women in my life are fiercely jealous of her, which is another reason I know my Box is a her. I love a good cat fight ;)

Porsche9 02-07-2014 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_T (Post 385212)
I think some of you guys really need to get a girlfriend. As in, a real one.

Been married and faithful for 20 years. When it comes to cars I need something new every few years.

Johnny Danger 02-07-2014 07:55 PM

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jsceash 02-08-2014 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Topless (Post 385192)
She's so fine, there's no tellin' were the money went...
She's all mine, there's no other way to go.
Simply Irresistible

Spot on, money make the wheels go round all three sets. has to be a she

opus69 02-08-2014 05:24 PM

Bra less
 
Definitely a she because she is such a little screamer. And although she looks get in her fitted bra I prefer her bra less.


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