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-   -   Please don't refer to your Boxster as "her" (http://986forum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50650)

dghii 02-08-2014 05:31 PM
I refer to my Boxsters as the Silver one or the Blue one.

That sound better than it looked in print. Both are 10+...

always porsche 02-09-2014 11:42 AM
I think maybe my box is the perfect female, always looks good, never answers back,always reacts to my wishes and really appreciates everything i do to her. Obviously not a human female then eh??

nicecar 02-09-2014 05:42 PM
boats and boxsters
 
my dad used to say boats are she because it takes alot to keep them looking pretty, just like the box, never mind keeping a black box pretty

DawgFan 02-10-2014 03:20 AM
I call mine the " Black Widow" but if my memory serves me correctly she was a women.

schnellman 02-10-2014 03:56 AM
My wife and I both refer to Schatzie as she or her. Many languages require gender identification. In German, die Auto is feminine.

RawleyD 02-10-2014 04:19 AM
Faye is most definitely a 'she'. :)

I mean come on! dat ass!

986_inquiry 02-10-2014 09:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Devact (Post 385155)
My wife, who names ALL of her cars, asked me once if the Boxster was a he or a she. I said that it had to be a she, because no dude has curves like that. She agreed with that, then decided that the car also had to be a whore as well. I asked why, and her answer was "She's fast as hell, looks a little slutty, makes you misbehave then takes your money." How could I argue with that?
Top 13 reasons Boxsters are mistresses:
1) more curves than any daily driver
2) encourages men to do bad things
3) gives you everything you want
4) rarely complains or nags like a gf or wife does
5) there when you need her, put away when you don't
6) she's much younger than you
7) waits for you instead of you waiting on her
8) beautiful headlights
9) takes all your money
10) likes playing rough and coming back for more
11) puts a smile on your face
12) like RawleyD said: "dat ass!"
13) like Porsche9 said: "I love it when I take her top off. "

yeah boxsters are definitely women but not the marrying kind :D ;)

woodsman 02-10-2014 01:17 PM
'Baby' is like God- beyond gender! And the first car I've ever named.

Perfectlap 02-10-2014 01:28 PM
The Boxster will NEVER be a she because no matter how much guy fun you'll have ripping up the roads the Boxster will never ask you to go to the drugstore to pick up feminine products.
It will never ask you to go to your mother-in-laws house instead of the Golf course. It will never ask you to go on a 3 hour trip to Bed & Bath on your day off.

No female, no matter how high maintenance, is going to be at your beck and call without imposing the Lady Tax!!
If you know of such please let us know if she has a sister.

986_inquiry 02-10-2014 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perfectlap (Post 385852)
The Boxster will NEVER be a she because no matter how much guy fun you'll have ripping up the roads the Boxster will never ask you to go to the drugstore to pick up feminine products.
It will never ask you to go to your mother-in-laws house instead of the Golf course. It will never ask you to go on a 3 hour trip to Bed & Bath on your day off.

No female, no matter how high maintenance, is going to be at your beck and call without imposing the Lady Tax!!
If you know of such please let us know if she has a sister.
sounds like you've had some bad experiences with women!!

You're describing long term girlfriends and wives. One-night stands and mistresses don't ask you to pick up feminine products, they don't ask you to go to in-laws (why would she?) and she would never ask to go shopping (again, that's not what she's there for) lol

wives and long term girlfriends are like toyotas. Dependable, bland, low-maintenance, everyone has one, etc.

cfos 02-10-2014 05:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perfectlap (Post 385156)

Also this car rarely whines in a bad way so it definitely can't be woman. :)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Perfectlap (Post 385852)
The Boxster will NEVER be a she because no matter how much guy fun you'll have ripping up the roads the Boxster will never ask you to go to the drugstore to pick up feminine products.
It will never ask you to go to your mother-in-laws house instead of the Golf course. It will never ask you to go on a 3 hour trip to Bed & Bath on your day off.

No female, no matter how high maintenance, is going to be at your beck and call without imposing the Lady Tax!!
If you know of such please let us know if she has a sister.
Point made. The boxster is a man. ;)

Tucker2 02-10-2014 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedTele58 (Post 385184)
I refer to my 2000 Boxster as "The Slut".

Reasons:
- She's been passed around a whole bunch and I'm her 6th owner
- She came w/ no records or history and a spotty CarFax - obviously trying to hide her shady past
- I've spent a boatload of cash on her making her "look pretty" with frivilous things like carbon fiber, GT3 seats, painted trim pieces, BIGGER tires and wheels, spoilers, new nose, side skirts, etc. She ALWAYS wants something new and shiny
- After all the time and money I've spent on her, when I really, really need her to perform, she has a "headache", or a flat tire, which then takes more time and money to fix
- But... when she's on her game... she's smokin' hot. The harder I drive her, the better she performs... :D

I love my little Slut!
LOL....that's so wrong it's great.

Coffinhunter 02-12-2014 06:53 AM
Sancha
 
Her name says it all.

If you don't know the translation....a derogatory name for "the other woman". My wife is also known to call her the ********************.


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