Please don't refer to your Boxster as "her"

[RedTele58]

I refer to my 2000 Boxster as "The Slut".

Reasons:
- She's been passed around a whole bunch and I'm her 6th owner
- She came w/ no records or history and a spotty CarFax - obviously trying to hide her shady past
- I've spent a boatload of cash on her making her "look pretty" with frivilous things like carbon fiber, GT3 seats, painted trim pieces, BIGGER tires and wheels, spoilers, new nose, side skirts, etc. She ALWAYS wants something new and shiny
- After all the time and money I've spent on her, when I really, really need her to perform, she has a "headache", or a flat tire, which then takes more time and money to fix
- But... when she's on her game... she's smokin' hot. The harder I drive her, the better she performs...

I love my little Slut!