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Old 09-21-2018, 04:34 PM   #21
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Old 09-21-2018, 04:41 PM   #22
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Sorry for the back to back posts but I couldn't resist sharing this one too...
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Old 09-22-2018, 04:51 PM   #24
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Old 04-07-2019, 07:53 AM   #29
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Hear about new restaurant called Karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
I know one of restaurants for sale in Germany https://tranio.com/commercial/germany/retail-property/restaurant/ which is being sold due to not having menu... It was their concept that you sit down there and the waiter brings you a any dish. Like a surprise me concept.
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I'm surprised how deep this thread was buried. How about some fresh (non-political) humor.
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Old 03-26-2020, 05:49 PM   #31
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One way to get paid nowadays:

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Old 03-26-2020, 06:06 PM   #32
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Mid Life Crisis

A man in his 40's bought a new Porsche boxster convertible and was out for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Porsche," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 100, 120.... then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back." "Have a nice weekend," said the officer
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Old 04-22-2020, 05:59 AM   #33
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This one had me cracking up:

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This one had me cracking up:

Best of them all. So far...
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Theoretical Commodities Trader Explodes Into Flash Of Pure Energy While Attempting To Buy Negative-Priced Oil

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Old 04-23-2020, 12:24 PM   #36
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spotted recently - must've been a Buy 1 Get 7 Free sale at PepBoys...

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Too bad they are mounted backwards...
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Old 07-02-2020, 04:56 PM   #39
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I saw this a while ago in another thread, but I think it deserves to be in this "Funny" thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4wCYLTy-6w

(It's the "Sir, it's a Boxster" video, for those who don't care to see it again. I've seen it a dozen times and I still get a chuckle.)

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