08-19-2020, 04:48 AM
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Missing Person Report: Husband to Police Officer
Husband: My wife is missing. She drove to the grocery story yesterday and has not come home.
Officer: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.
Officer: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER : Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
OFFICER : Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of vehicle?
Husband: She took my car.
OFFICER : What kind of car was it?
Husband : A 2017 Porsche 911 Turbo S Cabriolet, Carmine red, 580 horsepower, all-wheel drive, rear-wheel steering, Bose audio, HID headlights, active suspension management, sport exhaust, 20-inch wheels, torque-vectoring rear differential, navigation, rain-sensing wipers, Bluetooth, HomeLink, Apple Play integration, dual-zone climate control, cruise control, heated side mirrors, and keyless entry. I added special Pirelli P-Zero Corsa N0 tires. It has a custom carbon fiber spoiler and front wings, under-glow wheel well lighting ... At this point the husband started choking up.
OFFICER : Take it easy sir, we'll find your car.
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08-25-2020, 04:12 PM
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Hope this doesn't post upside down.
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09-07-2020, 11:23 AM
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2010 Subaru Forester
1980 Ford C-8000 Custom Cab Emergency-One Fire Truck
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09-08-2020, 03:14 AM
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2010 Subaru Forester
1980 Ford C-8000 Custom Cab Emergency-One Fire Truck
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09-08-2020, 05:04 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Omaha
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Was watching a Nurburgring video on YT. In the comments, someone asked an unusual question: who mows all the grass?
The response: BMW drivers.
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09-08-2020, 08:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2019
Location: Finland
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Last edited by pilot4fn; 09-08-2020 at 08:35 AM.
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09-08-2020, 12:13 PM
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2010 Subaru Forester
1980 Ford C-8000 Custom Cab Emergency-One Fire Truck
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09-09-2020, 02:50 AM
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2002 Boxster Base - Arctic Silver - Tiptronic
2010 Subaru Forester
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09-09-2020, 07:38 AM
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NewUserName
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Delaware
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Last edited by DoninDel; 09-09-2020 at 07:50 AM.
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09-09-2020, 07:58 AM
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Location: Eastern NC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by piper6909
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And here it is, I thought that was how KarmanN Ghia’s were made.
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09-09-2020, 12:03 PM
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09-09-2020, 01:20 PM
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Racer Boy
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Seattle, WA
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Most of these are great!
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09-11-2020, 01:41 PM
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2002 Boxster Base - Arctic Silver - Tiptronic
2010 Subaru Forester
1980 Ford C-8000 Custom Cab Emergency-One Fire Truck
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09-12-2020, 04:05 PM
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2002 Boxster Base - Arctic Silver - Tiptronic
2010 Subaru Forester
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09-12-2020, 08:45 PM
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Who's askin'?
Join Date: Mar 2018
Location: Utah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by piper6909
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Oh that's brilliant, haha
Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
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09-13-2020, 08:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by maytag
Oh that's brilliant, haha
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Glad you liked it.
I'm just keeping this thread on top so we don't have to keep seeing the phone sales ads on the main forum page. 
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2010 Subaru Forester
1980 Ford C-8000 Custom Cab Emergency-One Fire Truck
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09-13-2020, 09:03 AM
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Nice convertible
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09-13-2020, 12:43 PM
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2010 Subaru Forester
1980 Ford C-8000 Custom Cab Emergency-One Fire Truck
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09-13-2020, 06:22 PM
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NewUserName
Join Date: Oct 2018
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09-14-2020, 06:16 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2014
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DoninDel
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Despite looking staged, I love it!
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