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Old 07-28-2014, 05:57 PM   #1
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The Wreck Of The Barbie Ferrari
John Hiatt

Saturday night he comes home stinking
sunday morning she wakes up thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking
does she need to get the kids dressed to go to church
he's pulled a shotgun out of the lurch
he heads for the TV room starts to search
his problems swollen like a river and his reality's shrinking
he finds them huddled by the toy box and splatters 'em all
the ken and the midge and the skipper doll
they look like a family but they're really not at all
well he's sad but he ain't sorry
it ain't the end of the world
it's just the wreck of the barbie ferrari
he wonders if he ever said I do
to that little blonde plastic voodoo
and his mind's gone fishin'
well it started just as plain as the nose on your face
now it's in a thousand peices all over the place
he thought she was driving but it's twisted beyond recognition
all the diapers and the tutus and the basketballs
she was givin' them a lift to the promised mall
but somewhere by the TV that V-12 stalled
as he loaded the chamber her eyes got starry
it ain't the end of the world
it's just wreck of the barbie ferrari
when they get home from church won't they be sorry
he's cornered 'em all on his urban safari
It aint the end of the world...
He's played with cars and guns since he could crawl
now he wishes he'd never met that doll with her face gone
there wasnt nothing he ever thought about
he couldn't drive through or shoot his way out
as he surveys the family room littered with dolls
he can't find one leg to stand on
he aims the gun at his head now he's starting to cry
looking for the courage to let it fly
can't live without his family now that something has died
he's not sure who's hurt not sure who's sorry
It ain't the end of the world...
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Old 07-28-2014, 07:09 PM   #2
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Smile Jinx

Back in the seventies I drove Bill's LT-1 Vette. Factory side pipes
(Yes I still have the scars) they did get hot and loud. Special
Handling suspension, heavy duty rock crusher four speed. 3:91
Posi rear end. Two top

Was I a Vette chick. You bet your a-- I was and really enjoyed
Being one.

I drive a 89 Lotus now, purchased it after I saw Sharon Stone in "Basic
Instinct". I have a older Audi 8-L for the winter months.
To haul stuff around. Potting soil,dog, etc etc. I have a old old
Jeep CJ-7. Fiberglass body.

I must say I now consider myself a Porsche chick even thought
It belongs to Bill but he shares.

Must say I get the most comments and looks when I drive it.
Except when trying to get out of the Lotus in a dress and I
Slip off the sill ending up sitting on the ground.

With love,

Jinx

I see you.

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