01-06-2014, 06:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamesp
Just doing my own little part moving us a little closer to "guy with no arms and legs" jokes.
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My favorites; Skip, Bob, Matt, Frank, Bill and more. And don't forget what you call a women with one leg.... Ilene.
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01-06-2014, 07:51 PM
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I am my own mechanic....
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck W.
My favorites; Skip, Bob, Matt, Frank, Bill and more. And don't forget what you call a women with one leg.... Ilene.
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I know a guy with one arm and one leg. He's my half brother....
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01-07-2014, 06:46 AM
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Location: Chicago
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck W.
My favorites; Skip, Bob, Matt, Frank, Bill and more. And don't forget what you call a women with one leg.... Ilene.
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Douglas was always my favorite.
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01-07-2014, 07:25 AM
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Location: Winnipeg MB
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This is going back a ways, but do you remember that famous blue dress belonging to Monica Lewinsky? do you know what the investigators found in the pocket?
A wad of bills!
This one goes back even further. The Trudeaus were installing a patio at their house. Pierre was raking the sand and Margaret was laying the stones!
Ba-dum-bum!
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01-07-2014, 12:46 PM
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Location: Midwest
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck W.
My favorites; Skip, Bob, Matt, Frank, Bill and more. And don't forget what you call a women with one leg.... Ilene.
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Don't forget her Pacific Rim cousin......Irene.
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01-07-2014, 03:57 PM
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Location: Massachusetts
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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To meet his friend Gregory Peck on the other side.
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01-07-2014, 08:23 PM
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I am my own mechanic....
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
Why did the chicken cross the road ? To meet his friend Gregory Peck on the other side.
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(Ronald Regan) What chicken??
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01-14-2014, 09:06 AM
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Gary D
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Central Pennsylvania
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Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3...
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.. correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: What color is your Ferrari?
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01-18-2014, 11:49 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: New York
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What do you call a hooker sitting on the front edge of an airplane wing?
A leading edge slut.
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