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Old 01-07-2014, 03:57 PM   #1
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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To meet his friend Gregory Peck on the other side.
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Old 01-07-2014, 08:23 PM   #2
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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To meet his friend Gregory Peck on the other side.
(Ronald Regan) What chicken??
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Old 01-14-2014, 09:06 AM   #3
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Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3...

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.. correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: What color is your Ferrari?
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