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On the way back from a zoo field trip the teacher asked the kids what they saw.
Kathy excitedly said, I saw a giraffe, its neck was ten stories high. Well said the teacher, the giraffe's neck was certainly long but maybe not 10 stories.
Billy said, I saw a hippo, a big fat hippo, it was wider than this bus. Well, said the teacher, that hippo certainly was big but I don't know that is was as wide as the bus.
Finally Johnny said that he saw a flat rabbit. Well said the teach I don't recall seeing a flat rabbit. But, but, stammered Johnny, there was another one behind it pumping it back up.
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