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Old 01-06-2014, 04:27 AM   #1
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A cannibal was late to a luncheon. They gave him a cold shoulder.
Which reminds me of an old one...
"Did you hear they cancelled the football game at the leper colony? Yeah, had to...there was a hand off at the 40 yd line."

In the same vein...
"Did you hear they also had to cancel their ice hockey game? Yeah, no choice...there was a face off at center ice."

Politically incorrect? Of course...most really funny jokes are!
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Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?

They taste funny.
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Old 01-06-2014, 03:28 PM   #3
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Which reminds me of an old one...
"Did you hear they cancelled the football game at the leper colony? Yeah, had to...there was a hand off at the 40 yd line."

In the same vein...
"Did you hear they also had to cancel their ice hockey game? Yeah, no choice...there was a face off at center ice."

Politically incorrect? Of course...most really funny jokes are!
All right, you made me do it.............


What did the leper say to the Prostitute?


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Old 01-06-2014, 05:40 PM   #4
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I nominate coreseller as having the most tastless joke on this string (not that I haven't already repeated it) Are there any seconds?
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