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Originally Posted by BlueStar
A cannibal was late to a luncheon. They gave him a cold shoulder.
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Which reminds me of an old one...
"Did you hear they cancelled the football game at the leper colony? Yeah, had to...there was a hand off at the 40 yd line."
In the same vein...
"Did you hear they also had to cancel their ice hockey game? Yeah, no choice...there was a face off at center ice."
Politically incorrect? Of course...most really funny jokes are!