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Old 12-04-2013, 08:18 PM   #1
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Man takes his wife to the doctor.
Doctor say he has bad news... his wife either has Alzheimer's or a bad venereal disease.
What should I do ask the man.
Doctor tells him to drop his wife off three blocks from their home. .. . if she comes home don't have sex with her.
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Old 12-04-2013, 08:28 PM   #2
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Diagnosis: Doctor tells a man he has a terminal illness with 6 months to live.

Prognosis: Doctor tells him to marry a Jewish woman and move to Buffalo - it will be the longest 6 month of his life.
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