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Originally posted by RandallNeighbour
When people (mostly women, by the way) say "enjoying your midlife crisis, are you?" I always reply with the following:
"Absolutely! When I was just a little boy I'd see men driving their Porsches on the highway and my mother would always say they were experiencing a mid-life crisis. I knew I wanted a Porsche in the worst way, so I dreamed of finally having my own mid-life crisis so I could get one. I've been waiting all my life for a crisis like this. Isn't it great to be a 42 year old bald guy with enough cash to drive this incredible car?"
My boxster sure makes me happy!
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At 45, my replies to the mid-life crisis line are:
A) I've always been a convertible guy - this is just a lot nicer version of the Fiat X1/9 I had at 20.
B) This is a birthday gift from my wife because I agreed to go to work and earn a living each day. I love this car and I love my wife.
Frankly - this is more like a mid-life celebration than a crisis.
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