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Old 11-16-2006, 04:12 PM   #1
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I was plenty pissed when I heard that my friend Rail had gotten sick from rotisserie chicken, so I launched a full-scale investigation into the circumstances surrounding the incident. My guys were able to obtain the video surveillance tapes from the offending supermarket, which showed the very chicken Rail ate. This video was shot roughly one hour before Rail was captured on video tape entering the store. Below is a still photo taken from the video evidence, which shows the actual chicken Rail had for dinner. Now, we are working tirelessly to piece together what went so horribly wrong. I assure you,I will not rest until I have solved this most disturbing mystery!

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Old 11-16-2006, 04:23 PM   #2
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Nice Grizz...I almost had to make another trip to the bathroom with that picture.
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Old 11-16-2006, 04:31 PM   #3
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Nice Grizz...I almost had to make another trip to the bathroom with that picture.
Ah Ha! So, you do recognize the offending chicken!!!
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Old 11-16-2006, 04:34 PM   #4
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Nice Grizz...I almost had to make another trip to the bathroom with that picture.
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SD 987 and Grizz are correct. THis was a terrorist incident by unloused chicken and OSama Bin Laden.. Rail26 is now on the warpath. OBL This is the latest photo from El Paso Texas.
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Old 11-17-2006, 07:08 AM   #5
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If it helps.....must be cooked on day of purchase, sold within 4 hours of cook, do not re heat....I say take the store to the cleaners!! :chicken:
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Old 11-17-2006, 07:19 AM   #6
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occassionaly when I make my rare venture into a fast food eatery (that Popeyes chicken isn't so bad well at least one in Atlanta I chanced into)
I end up paying the Rail26 price. In and out.
My body not having seen red meat since 1992 won't put up with such
McDonalds chicken fajitas and french fry adventures.

two words:

GATOR ADE and aspirin (not advil)

all those bathroom trips deplete the body of minerals and swelling ensues which leads to headaches and queasyness.

and try some pomegranate juice or Brazilian Acai. It cures everything.
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Old 11-17-2006, 07:28 AM   #7
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My body not having seen red meat since 1992 won't put up with such


Wow. A medium-rare Porterhouse, salt-encrusted baked potato with butter and sour cream, and a glass or two of good cabernet makes life worth living.

My wife quit the red meat thing in the early 80's. However, she still likes to smell the steaks and burgers cooking on the grill!
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I do miss those bbq ribs from the chinese joints but if I showed you a picture of me from 1992 and one from last night you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
wait I'm lying last year for Christmas I was ordered to eat some ravioli stuffed with veal which was prepared by an excellent Neopolitan chef who is a friend of the family. He said "I spent a three days making that, so you going to eat it!".
I said "but you know I haven't eaten red meat in over a decade?"
and he says "THAT'S A NOT A RED MEAT!!"

yeah I ate it all, quiet good and no repercussions. Incidentally he lives on the "Neopoliatn diet" well his version which is daily portions of scaly fish, lots of vegetables, italian red wine and very little if any red meat actually more pork (procsiutto) and veal than beef. he told me his doctor wanted him to write down what he eats everything because he want to duplicate his diet for himself!
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your wife is smart smart recent research says weekly red meat and more than one serving of alcohol (a day) doubles the likelyhood of a form of breast cancer.
Gotta wonder if there are some parallels as well for men.
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