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Old 02-04-2014, 11:34 AM   #9
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You are all under arrest...
Well officer... as you know the earth rotates from west to east and so my speed clinging to the surface as I sit here stationary is about 1000 mph.

However I was driving west when you pulled me over so actually what ever you clocked me at should be subtracted from 1000 mph which means I was actually traveling backwards at about 900 mph.

I think that qualifies for some kind of record for speed or best excuse ever in a Boxster.

Lucky you didn't see me traveling east

(Frame of reference (Earth) is important as it is not specified in the laws and I will argue that in court just for the fun of it and to get my monies worth)
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