12-04-2013, 06:36 PM
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Location: Winnipeg MB
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Alas for little Willy
We'll be seeing him no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
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12-04-2013, 06:43 PM
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Location: Houston, Texas
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Blind guy walks into Macy's near the escalators in the middle of the store.
He grabs his assist-dog by the tail and swings it around over his head.
The dog is making an awful racket from the pain, and a manager comes up and asks what the blind guy is doing.
He says, "not much. Just taking a look around"
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12-04-2013, 07:14 PM
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#23
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I am my own mechanic....
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark_T
Alas for little Willy
We'll be seeing him no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
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There once was this guy from Nantucket.......
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12-04-2013, 08:01 PM
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Doctor tells his elderly patient, "I have bad news, you have cancer and you have Alzheimer's". The guy replies, "at least I don't have cancer".
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12-04-2013, 08:18 PM
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Man takes his wife to the doctor.
Doctor say he has bad news... his wife either has Alzheimer's or a bad venereal disease.
What should I do ask the man.
Doctor tells him to drop his wife off three blocks from their home. .. . if she comes home don't have sex with her.
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12-04-2013, 08:23 PM
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I am my own mechanic....
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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Doctor sees an elderly couple.
Tells the man he has severe hearing loss, and his wife has acute angina.
Man says, I know she does! Why do you think I married her??!!
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'08 VW Touareg T-3 wife's car
'13 F150 Super Crew long bed 4x4 w/ Ego Boost
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12-04-2013, 08:28 PM
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Location: Massachusetts
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Diagnosis: Doctor tells a man he has a terminal illness with 6 months to live.
Prognosis: Doctor tells him to marry a Jewish woman and move to Buffalo - it will be the longest 6 month of his life.
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Don't worry … I've got the microfilm.
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12-04-2013, 08:32 PM
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I am my own mechanic....
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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Woman asks pharmacist about Viagra.
Do you carry it? Yes.
Can I get that over the counter? Only if I take two.......
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'08 VW Touareg T-3 wife's car
'13 F150 Super Crew long bed 4x4 w/ Ego Boost
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12-04-2013, 09:17 PM
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Location: Houston, TX
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Confucius say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.
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12-04-2013, 09:23 PM
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I am my own mechanic....
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Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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Quote:
Originally Posted by l3m
Confucius say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.
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Man who board airplane sideways going to Bangkok.
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'08 VW Touareg T-3 wife's car
'13 F150 Super Crew long bed 4x4 w/ Ego Boost
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12-04-2013, 09:34 PM
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Location: Southern ID
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How do you get a heavy metal guitarist off your porch?
Pay for the pizza. 
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12-04-2013, 09:37 PM
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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
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12-04-2013, 09:38 PM
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Location: Southern ID
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What do you call a guy who likes to hang around talented musicians?
The bass player.
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12-04-2013, 09:41 PM
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Track rat
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Location: Southern ID
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How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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12-04-2013, 11:03 PM
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Location: Ohio
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Ollie & Sven at the beach, trying hard to impress the women. Ollie tells Sven to put a potato in his swim suit. He does so, with no luck.
“No no no, Sven. I meant for you to put it in the front of your suit.”
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12-05-2013, 02:59 AM
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Location: Melbourne Australia
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There was a young lady from Kew
Who filled her v*gina with glue
She said with a grin "if they'll pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it too!! "
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12-05-2013, 03:47 AM
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Location: Florida
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Past , Present and Future walk into a bar...it was tense.
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12-05-2013, 05:00 AM
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Location: Houston, TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timco
Man who board airplane sideways going to Bangkok.
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Last edited by l3m; 12-05-2013 at 05:23 AM.
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12-05-2013, 05:16 AM
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Location: Miami florida
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Three employees of the Department of Motor vehicle licenses walk into a bar. If you want to hear the punch line, you'll have to wait in line for three hours.
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1981 Alfa Romeo GTV 6
1985 Alfa Romeo Graduate
1985 Porsche 944
1989 Porsche 944
1981 Triumph TR7
1989 (?) Alfa Romeo Milano
1993 Saab 9000
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12-05-2013, 05:23 AM
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Location: New Paltz, NY 12561
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An Irishman walks out of a bar...................
AKL
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