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Old 12-04-2013, 10:23 PM   #1
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Confucius say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.
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How do you get a heavy metal guitarist off your porch?





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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?











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What do you call a guy who likes to hang around talented musicians?












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How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?













Just one. He holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Ollie & Sven at the beach, trying hard to impress the women. Ollie tells Sven to put a potato in his swim suit. He does so, with no luck.

“No no no, Sven. I meant for you to put it in the front of your suit.”
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Old 12-05-2013, 06:00 AM   #7
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