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Old 04-01-2013, 02:04 PM   #1
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Check Your Mail !

For those lucky members who are awaiting the limited edition 986 Forum, Johnny Danger Action Suite CD - keep your eyes open for it in the mail !

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Just a quick warning about the JD Action Suite to those on the target list. I received mine some time ago and upon first listening, two things happened:

1. The wheels on my Cayenne turned black. Seriously, see attached.
2. I'm completely off anti-depressants.

I'm not positive, but I think my "Low-T" condition may have worked itself out as well. I definitely have improved pheromone output, practically have to use a stick to keep the birds away.
Your results may vary, but this disc is not something to take lightly.
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Old 04-01-2013, 02:49 PM   #3
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And the JD Keychain ?
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Checked mail...no dice. My wheels did turn black already, though(weird).

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Checked mail...no dice. My wheels did turn black already, though(weird).

You think those green calipers have added some mojo to your life - wait till you get the JD Action Suite ! You'll have to wear a "No Trespassing" sign around your neck !
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You've fallen behind. "Love Bunny" and "Follow That Man" have been released !
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You've fallen behind. "Love Bunny" and "Follow That Man" have been released !
CRIPES!!!!!!!!!! Only 3 songs into "Ghetto Thunder", was going to email you a review after hearing it in it's entirety.
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I checked with the Post Office today and they gave me a tracking link and when I clicked through, I got this as the current location.

The delivery date simply said "APRIL". Guess I'll wait a week. Or two. Or three.

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I checked with the Post Office today and they gave me a tracking link and when I clicked through, I got this as the current location.

The delivery date simply said "APRIL". Guess I'll wait a week. Or two. Or three.

You'll know it when you see it - it's marked "Top Secret".
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It will take a little longer for me to get mine due to all the security systems. It will pass through three Geiger counter systems, sniffed seven time by seven different breeds of dogs, X-rayed five times, placed into a room with special instrumentation to monitor any sounds and movement for one week, and then set on the shelf for two weeks to see if anything unusual happens before they bring it to my desk.
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It will take a little longer for me to get mine due to all the security systems. It will pass through three Geiger counter systems, sniffed seven time by seven different breeds of dogs, X-rayed five times, placed into a room with special instrumentation to monitor any sounds and movement for one week, and then set on the shelf for two weeks to see if anything unusual happens before they bring it to my desk.
I suppose you oughta know that there's protocol for a body cavity search before and after playback !
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I'm just pleased I live in Australia where the snailmail takes light years to arrive.
By that time everyone else on JD's hit list will already have been infested, infected, injected or impregnated by his insidious CD.....
And don't forget, many other things you value will turn black & drop off too.
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I'm just pleased I live in Australia where the snailmail takes light years to arrive.
By that time everyone else on JD's hit list will already have been infested, infected, injected or impregnated by his insidious CD.....
And don't forget, many other things you value will turn black & drop off too.
Australia isn't out of the reach of my "music realm". Do CD's spin in the right direction in your hemisphere ? Want one ?
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For those lucky members who are awaiting the limited edition 986 Forum, Johnny Danger Action Suite CD - keep your eyes open for it in the mail !
I could use some mojo.
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I could use some mojo.
Send me a pm with an address on where to send.
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You think those green calipers have added some mojo to your life - wait till you get the JD Action Suite ! You'll have to wear a "No Trespassing" sign around your neck !
I just picked up some caution cones, too...just in case
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Ho hum I'm still waiting. I have not used the CD player in my new Boxster, I felt it appropriate a virgin be treated right. I can't stand the anticipation it's killing me!
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Sadly my CD has not arrived yet either. Apparently a zip code snafu caused it to be loaded into the wrong cargo hold. Fed Ex did send me this tracking video though:
'Dragon by the Tail!': Video of SpaceX capsule docking with ISS - YouTube
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Has anyone else ever noticed that sometimes this forum resembles an acid trip version of the Beatles yellow submarine...I like it

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