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Johnny Danger 04-01-2013 02:04 PM

Check Your Mail !
 
For those lucky members who are awaiting the limited edition 986 Forum, Johnny Danger Action Suite CD - keep your eyes open for it in the mail !

manolo 04-01-2013 02:10 PM

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Just a quick warning about the JD Action Suite to those on the target list. I received mine some time ago and upon first listening, two things happened:

1. The wheels on my Cayenne turned black. Seriously, see attached.
2. I'm completely off anti-depressants.

I'm not positive, but I think my "Low-T" condition may have worked itself out as well. I definitely have improved pheromone output, practically have to use a stick to keep the birds away.
Your results may vary, but this disc is not something to take lightly.

Johnny Danger 04-01-2013 02:49 PM

And the JD Keychain ?

particlewave 04-01-2013 03:01 PM

Checked mail...no dice. My wheels did turn black already, though(weird). ;)

http://i875.photobucket.com/albums/a...71D30D8AF6.jpg

Johnny Danger 04-01-2013 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by particlewave (Post 334582)
Checked mail...no dice. My wheels did turn black already, though(weird). ;)

http://i875.photobucket.com/albums/a...71D30D8AF6.jpg

You think those green calipers have added some mojo to your life - wait till you get the JD Action Suite ! You'll have to wear a "No Trespassing" sign around your neck !

coreseller 04-01-2013 03:42 PM

My Credit Score increased...............

Johnny Danger 04-01-2013 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by coreseller (Post 334593)
My Credit Score increased...............

You've fallen behind. "Love Bunny" and "Follow That Man" have been released !

coreseller 04-01-2013 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 334594)
You've fallen behind. "Love Bunny" and "Follow That Man" have been released !

CRIPES!!!!!!!!!! Only 3 songs into "Ghetto Thunder", was going to email you a review after hearing it in it's entirety.

thstone 04-01-2013 04:02 PM

I checked with the Post Office today and they gave me a tracking link and when I clicked through, I got this as the current location.

The delivery date simply said "APRIL". Guess I'll wait a week. Or two. Or three.

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/...psbb71586a.jpg

Johnny Danger 04-01-2013 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by thstone (Post 334599)
I checked with the Post Office today and they gave me a tracking link and when I clicked through, I got this as the current location.

The delivery date simply said "APRIL". Guess I'll wait a week. Or two. Or three.

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/...psbb71586a.jpg

You'll know it when you see it - it's marked "Top Secret". :cool:

Jager 04-01-2013 05:58 PM

It will take a little longer for me to get mine due to all the security systems. :( It will pass through three Geiger counter systems, sniffed seven time by seven different breeds of dogs, X-rayed five times, placed into a room with special instrumentation to monitor any sounds and movement for one week, and then set on the shelf for two weeks to see if anything unusual happens before they bring it to my desk.

Johnny Danger 04-01-2013 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jager (Post 334620)
It will take a little longer for me to get mine due to all the security systems. :( It will pass through three Geiger counter systems, sniffed seven time by seven different breeds of dogs, X-rayed five times, placed into a room with special instrumentation to monitor any sounds and movement for one week, and then set on the shelf for two weeks to see if anything unusual happens before they bring it to my desk.

I suppose you oughta know that there's protocol for a body cavity search before and after playback !

Steve Tinker 04-01-2013 06:19 PM

I'm just pleased I live in Australia where the snailmail takes light years to arrive.
By that time everyone else on JD's hit list will already have been infested, infected, injected or impregnated by his insidious CD.....
And don't forget, many other things you value will turn black & drop off too.

Johnny Danger 04-01-2013 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Tinker (Post 334623)
I'm just pleased I live in Australia where the snailmail takes light years to arrive.
By that time everyone else on JD's hit list will already have been infested, infected, injected or impregnated by his insidious CD.....
And don't forget, many other things you value will turn black & drop off too.

Australia isn't out of the reach of my "music realm". Do CD's spin in the right direction in your hemisphere ? Want one ?

Spidey 04-01-2013 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 334568)
For those lucky members who are awaiting the limited edition 986 Forum, Johnny Danger Action Suite CD - keep your eyes open for it in the mail !

I could use some mojo.

Johnny Danger 04-01-2013 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Spidey (Post 334635)
I could use some mojo.

Send me a pm with an address on where to send.

particlewave 04-01-2013 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 334590)
You think those green calipers have added some mojo to your life - wait till you get the JD Action Suite ! You'll have to wear a "No Trespassing" sign around your neck !

I just picked up some caution cones, too...just in case ;)

WhipE350 04-01-2013 07:45 PM

Ho hum I'm still waiting. I have not used the CD player in my new Boxster, I felt it appropriate a virgin be treated right. I can't stand the anticipation it's killing me!

Topless 04-01-2013 08:05 PM

Sadly my CD has not arrived yet either. Apparently a zip code snafu caused it to be loaded into the wrong cargo hold. Fed Ex did send me this tracking video though:
'Dragon by the Tail!': Video of SpaceX capsule docking with ISS - YouTube

sgt brad 04-01-2013 08:36 PM

Has anyone else ever noticed that sometimes this forum resembles an acid trip version of the Beatles yellow submarine...I like it:dance:


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