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Jager 04-04-2013 05:28 PM

That means it will take another month for my security team to process it through the system before I get it... Oh well.

Johnny Danger 04-04-2013 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhipE350 (Post 335194)
WoooHoooo! I walked up to the mail box in the pouring rain and 40 degrees, miserable day in NC. Found my top secret package and looked both ways to make sure I wasn't being watched. My girl came over tonight (I'm 52 and she is 30) and we listened to it while I made dinner and we ate, she commented this would be good driving music, I just smiled.

We are going for a long drive this weekend with spring finally coming back. We'll break my virgin CD in!

Thanks JD!

Are you Barry White for the night !

Johnny Danger 04-04-2013 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jager (Post 335195)
JD
You didn't really mark the package "Top Secret" did you?

10/4 Roger Wilco !

Crono0001 04-04-2013 05:50 PM

Still waitin' on mine JD!

Johnny Danger 04-04-2013 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono0001 (Post 335205)
Still waitin' on mine JD!

It's on the way. It probably hasn't jumped the fence yet. :cool:

Crono0001 04-04-2013 07:46 PM

Oh Shi-

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/7790/img4427il.jpg

Just talking about it made it arrive in my mail. After popping this in my CD player, I'm pretty sure my tires caught on fire. I'm also sure it added another 45 HP to my 986, and it made me magnitudes handsomer.

Crono0001 04-04-2013 07:53 PM

Jokes aside, listening to this does make me feel like James Bond.

ChrisZang 04-04-2013 08:42 PM

Got mine today - but shhhhhhhh please keep it a secret

Steve Tinker 04-04-2013 09:48 PM

What's the betting mine won't get through Australian Customs....... SMERSH will know too.

If it does, I'm not looking forward to the 3am hammering on the front door - and what am I going to tell my wife when she spies the incriminating evidence???

Johnny Danger 04-05-2013 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Tinker (Post 335227)
What's the betting mine won't get through Australian Customs....... SMERSH will know too.

If it does, I'm not looking forward to the 3am hammering on the front door - and what am I going to tell my wife when she spies the incriminating evidence???

I've already gotten clearance !

Allen K. Littlefield 04-05-2013 06:10 AM

Mine arrived unscathed for what it is worth. Since I am fond of my silver wheels I am apprehensive about inserting it into my Box Car. I don't want the machine to self destruct! Going over to DE at Lime Rock next Tues. and plan on "playing" it on the way over (on way back too if all is well). Since they are coming after my 20 rd magazines they may as well take the disc along with it. Looking for inexpensive Kevlar undies, anybody have a source? :eek:

AKL

Johnny Danger 04-05-2013 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allen K. Littlefield (Post 335257)
Mine arrived unscathed for what it is worth. Since I am fond of my silver wheels I am apprehensive about inserting it into my Box Car. I don't want the machine to self destruct! Going over to DE at Lime Rock next Tues. and plan on "playing" it on the way over (on way back too if all is well). Since they are coming after my 20 rd magazines they may as well take the disc along with it. Looking for inexpensive Kevlar undies, anybody have a source? :eek:

AKL

Don't wait too long - it's time sensitive !

Allen K. Littlefield 04-05-2013 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 335259)
Don't wait too long - it's time sensitive !

Is it true that you gain 15 hp and 20 ft lb of torque when the disc is finished working over your ECU?

AKL:cheers:

Johnny Danger 04-05-2013 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allen K. Littlefield (Post 335267)
Is it true that you gain 15 hp and 20 ft lb of torque when the disc is finished working over your ECU?

AKL:cheers:

More like 15 hp and 20 ft lb to your virility !!

EssexPorsche 04-05-2013 09:33 AM

Danger on UK shores!
 
http://986forum.com/forums/uploads01...1365183216.jpg

Bruce Wayne 04-05-2013 09:50 AM

how do i get one? I tried the usual retail outlets and was either threatened with arrest or reported to MI5 !!

thstone 04-05-2013 02:08 PM

I moved to an undisclosed location and prepared the proper tools to open the package...

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/...ps8433fbff.jpg

blue2000s 04-05-2013 02:25 PM

For some reason, while playing the disk, women want to get romantic and then kill me. This may be the best CD ever...and the worst.

Thanks JD!

Bruce Wayne 04-06-2013 03:01 AM

what happens when it's played backwards ?

EssexPorsche 04-06-2013 03:48 AM

It's a miracle!
 
I have been a partially sighted, one legged, bald, hunch back for over half my life.
By the time I got to track 4, all my ailments have been cured.

My leg re-grew, 20/20 vision restored, a fine thatch of hair, and I now stand 6'2" with no hunch back.

My shirts refuse to button further than Simon Cowell's do. I have sprouted a moustache to rival a young Burt Reynolds.

I can't even begin to describe the female attention!
I also gave it a spin in my daily driver- guess what.......that's right. The wheels turned carbon black!http://986forum.com/forums/uploads01...1365248921.jpg


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