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Old 04-07-2013, 04:28 AM   #1
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A special package arrived Thursday. USPS delivery avoided drawing attention. However, I have noticed increased traffic around the neighborhood of unmarked patrol cars. There's also a rather non-descript panel van parked 24X7 across the street three houses down.

I am taking my Boxster out of storage next Saturday. I will wait until then to use the contents of this package for two reasons: 1) My '99 Acura is unworthy of this honor; and 2) I made need to take rapid, evasive action.

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Old 04-06-2013, 12:27 PM   #2
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Wouldn't the North Koreans love to find out !
they're certainly nervous about it...

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Old 04-07-2013, 05:40 AM   #4
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So, I decided to wait and play the CD for a romantic Saturday evening dinner with my wife. I put in the CD, turn around, and WOW ...

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Old 04-07-2013, 07:17 AM   #5
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So, I decided to wait and play the CD for a romantic Saturday evening dinner with my wife. I put in the CD, turn around, and WOW ...

I'm hoping that's your wife and not you ?
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Old 04-07-2013, 02:39 PM   #6
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All I'll say is beware the power of that CD...
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Old 04-07-2013, 03:05 PM   #7
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Some lucky members received an additional bonus CD - "Follow That Man " ! Woot !!
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Old 04-10-2013, 02:35 PM   #8
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JD,

Hats off to ya. Thought this WHOLE THING was a hoax, a rouse, a fake…and then, the "Top Secret" item arrived.

Please understand we live in the country, and the mail man was looking at me r-e-a-l funny.

When I put my mail down, my wife looked at it and asked, "What is that Top Secret thing?"

"And why would anyone trust such a delivery to our postal guy who drives his SUV from the passenger seat, with the pedals still on the left (proper) side and he dispenses mail through a plexiglass 'side-flip' window?"

JD, Let me know when the Southern Rock version comes out, in conjunction with the Summer Workout series. :dance:

Keep up the good work!

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Old 06-01-2013, 05:08 AM   #9
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The pending batch of JD Action Suite cd's finally went out yesterday. Sorry for the delay, between Benghazi and Dennis Rodman and the North Koreans I've been busy on assignment. So, JayKay, Steve Tinker, Darknight, Coffinhunter, Bruce Wayne, AClark and all of the others - watch for it in the mail.


* bonus material was included.
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Old 06-02-2013, 09:54 AM   #10
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The pending batch of JD Action Suite cd's finally went out yesterday. Sorry for the delay, between Benghazi and Dennis Rodman and the North Koreans I've been busy on assignment. So, JayKay, Steve Tinker, Darknight, Coffinhunter, Bruce Wayne, AClark and all of the others - watch for it in the mail.


* bonus material was included.
As a G-Man I am slightly anxious about this "bonus material".

In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
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Goona be a good week in my mailbox, due to the CD and New(to me), Fender Strat body awaiting a new life.

Maybe the music will inspire me to paint the body yellow!

Thanks JD!
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Old 06-01-2013, 05:36 PM   #12
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Thanks JD - I thought my copy had been confiscated by OZ-SMIRSH at the border.

But it's the "bonus material" inclusion that now worries me and the ASIO security agency here in OZ.......
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Thanks JD - I thought my copy had been confiscated by OZ-SMIRSH at the border.

But it's the "bonus material" inclusion that now worries me and the ASIO security agency here in OZ.......
No worries. Those agencies are nothing but a bunch of "square badges". Let's just hope that the Aussie mail service does it's job.
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My top secret package also arrived today.. Unfortunately I won't be home for a couple days to rip it open so excited!
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Just received my Dynamic Duo CD's in yesterdays mail via the Australian Postal Sevice delivery - stamped PRIORITY DELIVERY / TOP SECRET / FOR YOUR EARS ONLY...
What can I say - I've heard nothing quite like it !!

One section of the CD has a Triumph Bonneville motorcycle blasting off into the distance - I'm sure the dude across the street - a heavy tatooed HD rider - heard it being played from my garage as he actually waved and smiled at me today.....
So it doesn't only attract females like flies - I might be invited to one of the Coffin Cheaters famous party's this weekend (if I'm lucky)....
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I think the "special powers" of my discs are waning.

While listening to the CD yesterday, I got passed by a 911.

What's up with that, Danger?

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I think the "special powers" of my discs are waning.

While listening to the CD yesterday, I got passed by a 911.

What's up with that, Danger?

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Old 06-29-2013, 07:46 AM   #18
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Hey fellas, recent lurker and first time poster. I too have a yellow box s like Danger here. So,.......what's this top secret mens business of a CD I read about here and how does one go about becoming part of this secret society?

P.S. Loving the Box S and just recently had it under general anaesthetic for the great IMS surgery. Glad to report it all went well without a hitch
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Hey fellas, recent lurker and first time poster. I too have a yellow box s like Danger here. So,.......what's this top secret mens business of a CD I read about here and how does one go about becoming part of this secret society?

P.S. Loving the Box S and just recently had it under general anaesthetic for the great IMS surgery. Glad to report it all went well without a hitch
Let's see some proof of yellow first.
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Old 07-12-2013, 12:50 AM   #20
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Ahhh - now if you are a genuine Australian + a yellow Boxster owner, you may have to prove it to JD with the secret internet handshake.
My lips are sealed, but if you are genuine, you already know the answer........
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