Check Your Mail !

[EssexPorsche]

And it seems... I can park it on its side!

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by blue2000s

For some reason, while playing the disk, women want to get romantic and then kill me. This may be the best CD ever...and the worst.

Thanks JD!

Be careful of a woman who goes by the name - The Mantis !

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by thstone

I moved to an undisclosed location and prepared the proper tools to open the package...

Make sure that you have plenty of lip balm on !

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by Bruce Wayne

what happens when it's played backwards ?

Wouldn't the North Koreans love to find out !

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by EssexPorsche

I have been a partially sighted, one legged, bald, hunch back for over half my life.
By the time I got to track 4, all my ailments have been cured.

My leg re-grew, 20/20 vision restored, a fine thatch of hair, and I now stand 6'2" with no hunch back.

My shirts refuse to button further than Simon Cowell's do. I have sprouted a moustache to rival a young Burt Reynolds.

I can't even begin to describe the female attention!
I also gave it a spin in my daily driver- guess what.......that's right. The wheels turned carbon black!

Don't forget the part about being able to crack walnuts with your buttocks now !

[sgt brad]

I hadn't played my copy for five minutes when my 9 yo prodigy of a daughter promptly crumpled her Cornell acceptance letter and started asking questions about training at some place near Washington. Anyone ever hear of a place called "the Farm"?

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by sgt brad

I hadn't played my copy for five minutes when my 9 yo prodigy of a daughter promptly crumpled her Cornell acceptance letter and started asking questions about training at some place near Washington. Anyone ever hear of a place called "the Farm"?

The "Farm" was for sissies ! The SWC trained 7 days a week with Lee Majors at his private ranch !

[Bruce Wayne]

mine is on the way.. is there any preparation one should undertake ?

a full back, sack and crack?

martial arts training ?

[Bruce Wayne]

Wouldn't the North Koreans love to find out !

they're certainly nervous about it...

[Bruce Wayne]

cant delete the message !

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by Bruce Wayne

mine is on the way.. is there any preparation one should undertake ?

a full back, sack and crack?

martial arts training ?

Yes, they hate mothballs !

[dbear61]

A special package arrived Thursday. USPS delivery avoided drawing attention. However, I have noticed increased traffic around the neighborhood of unmarked patrol cars. There's also a rather non-descript panel van parked 24X7 across the street three houses down.

I am taking my Boxster out of storage next Saturday. I will wait until then to use the contents of this package for two reasons: 1) My '99 Acura is unworthy of this honor; and 2) I made need to take rapid, evasive action.

Thanks SWC!

DBear

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by dbear61

A special package arrived Thursday. USPS delivery avoided drawing attention. However, I have noticed increased traffic around the neighborhood of unmarked patrol cars. There's also a rather non-descript panel van parked 24X7 across the street three houses down.

I am taking my Boxster out of storage next Saturday. I will wait until then to use the contents of this package for two reasons: 1) My '99 Acura is unworthy of this honor; and 2) I made need to take rapid, evasive action.

Thanks SWC!

DBear

Whenever I'm in Milwaukee, I always carry an extra set of briefs and some chewing gum.

[thstone]

So, I decided to wait and play the CD for a romantic Saturday evening dinner with my wife. I put in the CD, turn around, and WOW ...

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by thstone

So, I decided to wait and play the CD for a romantic Saturday evening dinner with my wife. I put in the CD, turn around, and WOW ...

I'm hoping that's your wife and not you ?

[thstone]

All I'll say is beware the power of that CD...

[Johnny Danger]

Some lucky members received an additional bonus CD - "Follow That Man " ! Woot !!

[Homeboy981]

JD,

Hats off to ya. Thought this WHOLE THING was a hoax, a rouse, a fake…and then, the "Top Secret" item arrived.

Please understand we live in the country, and the mail man was looking at me r-e-a-l funny.

When I put my mail down, my wife looked at it and asked, "What is that Top Secret thing?"

"And why would anyone trust such a delivery to our postal guy who drives his SUV from the passenger seat, with the pedals still on the left (proper) side and he dispenses mail through a plexiglass 'side-flip' window?"

JD, Let me know when the Southern Rock version comes out, in conjunction with the Summer Workout series. :dance:

Keep up the good work!

Thanks!
Mark

[Johnny Danger]

The pending batch of JD Action Suite cd's finally went out yesterday. Sorry for the delay, between Benghazi and Dennis Rodman and the North Koreans I've been busy on assignment. So, JayKay, Steve Tinker, Darknight, Coffinhunter, Bruce Wayne, AClark and all of the others - watch for it in the mail.


* bonus material was included.

[Steve Tinker]

Thanks JD - I thought my copy had been confiscated by OZ-SMIRSH at the border.

But it's the "bonus material" inclusion that now worries me and the ASIO security agency here in OZ.......