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Old 07-18-2012, 01:09 PM   #1
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What's the dumbest Boxster question ?

Today a lady at the mall looked down her nose at my car and asked "is it safe?"

I said " Sure, it was designed by Doc. Brown" ( Back to the future )

She seemed really impressed.
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:17 PM   #2
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My dad is convinced my Boxster is a death trap.
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:20 PM   #3
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No fun car is "safe" in a world full of gigantic SUVs with every one of their drivers on cell phones.
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:31 PM   #4
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Any means of transportation is only as safe as the driver. Being knowledgeable about the vehicle, having common sense and a safety driven mindset will get you far. While riding motorcycles I have had close calls induced by other drivers, and having the outlook to foresee and anticipate their behavior saved me.
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Old 07-18-2012, 03:13 PM   #5
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2nd Dummest Question: How Does It Drive?

Ummm, ... like a Porsche!
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Old 07-18-2012, 03:52 PM   #6
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The dumbest question I got, "Can I drive?"
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Old 07-18-2012, 04:11 PM   #7
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The dumbest question I got, "Can I drive?"
Ding ding ding...winner winner chicken dinner. This has to be the single most asked question I get to which the answer is always NO!
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Is this your wife's car?
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Is this your wife's car?
That one hurts.
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Why didn't you get the 911?
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Did you know it was yellow when you bought it? from a jerk at the athletic field

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Ding ding ding...winner winner chicken dinner. This has to be the single most asked question I get to which the answer is always NO!
Yep, I had that one too, Girlfriends Brother asked and as I listened with skepticism to his credentials....he said he drove a Porsche in the 70's.

Of course the answer was NO!!!

I told him I'd rather he take a car dealers Porsche for a ride if he really wants to drive one.
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:01 AM   #13
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Is this your wife's car?
No she got the Mercedes/BMW

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The dumbest question I got, "Can I drive?"
I usually say yes.... to chicks that ask
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:23 AM   #15
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Today a lady at the mall looked down her nose at my car and asked "is it safe?"
I said " Sure, it was designed by Doc. Brown" ( Back to the future )

She seemed really impressed.
I would have responded, "Sure, my Box always wears a condom."
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Wheres the motor?
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:15 PM   #17
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Does it look like an MR2?

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Is that your Hairdresor's car?
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:41 PM   #18
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Wheres the motor?
I can't fault people for this one too much, though I have a hard time hiding my smile when asked, especially because it usually happens due to both trunks being open and that leads to the looks and question.

I think my dumbest question has been "How come it doesn't sound like a Subaru?"

Because this is what a boxer engine is SUPPOSED to sound like.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:50 PM   #19
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The dumbest question about a Porsche is anything to do with cup holders.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:34 AM   #20
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How fast does it go?

Like I am going to confess my sins to you... Go buy one and find out yourself!
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