"Boxsters suck!" From an 11 year old. (my personal rant)

[Dr. Kill]

Originally Posted by J-RAD

In addition, should you feel the need to further stroke your ego, any of the following articles are also good places to direct people:
http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/?p=1304
http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/?p=729
http://www.forbesautos.com/reviews/2005/porsche/boxster/testdrive.html

I think this is exactly what you should share with your 11 year old nephew - especially the first article. I am sure when you explain to him what the article means when it says "To put it bluntly, the Boxster's a xxxxx with wheels," he will start to respect your car.