Top Down, 1-95 in Palm Beach... Cough Cough - Codes, Rough Idle, Erie Rattle

[Starter986]

"... an access door...".

"... cheap autolight double platinum..."

"... has been babied".

That doesn't reconcile. You say the car has been babied... yet you don't know how to access the spark plugs? The car hasn't been babied if you don't know how to reach its heart (engine).

Cheap autolite...? There's a difference between cheap and inexpensive. You don't go cheap with a baby.

You say you will "investigate". You might consider doing some reading... get to know your car better. I would recommend The 101 Projects book (that will be a big help, and will mitigate the "mystery" of our cars. Also... pick up the service manual.)

Finally... read every new post that pops up in this, the best, 986 forum. So many wise minds are resident here. In a year you'll be upon these pages answering newbie questions Yup).

Pics. Post pics.

[986Eve]

Ummm... Starter Bro I bought the car 5 thousand miles ago. I get laid. I also learned that criticizing is a great way to alienate people. Something tells me you haven't read How to Win Friends and Influence people. Respectfully, I'm too busy keeping the really hot women of Palm Beach happy to read every post. I'd rather ask an expert and not reinvent the wheel.

I'm hoping the wit and wisdom of other men that actually get pussy will help me out... and some divine intervention would be appreciated as well.

Originally Posted by Starter986

"... an access door...".

"... cheap autolight double platinum..."

"... has been babied".

That doesn't reconcile. You say the car has been babied... yet you don't know how to access the spark plugs? The car hasn't been babied if you don't know how to reach its heart (engine).

Cheap autolite...? There's a difference between cheap and inexpensive. You don't go cheap with a baby.

You say you will "investigate". You might consider doing some reading... get to know your car better. I would recommend The 101 Projects book (that will be a big help, and will mitigate the "mystery" of our cars. Also... pick up the service manual.)

Finally... read every new post that pops up in this, the best, 986 forum. So many wise minds are resident here. In a year you'll be upon these pages answering newbie questions Yup).

Pics. Post pics.

[paulofto]

Okay, I held back long enough. If ‘getting pussy’ is your motivation for getting your car fixed I think you have bigger issues than throwing CEL codes.

Listen to guys like Starter986, blue62 and anyone else willing to steer you in the right direction, but the idea of You doing some research here is the right idea. Having someone else do your home work for you will never get you the knowledge you need to correct the litany of problems your car is exhibiting.

Chasing pussy is one thing, being one is a whole other issue.

BTW, repeatedly telling everyone how often you get laid grows tiresome very fast. This may be news to you but everyone has sex. Some of us just have better discretion about when and where we discuss it.

[986Eve]

Umm... I'm on an island. In paradise. This is end game. That's all I need the car for...

I've obviously done some research... and I've owned a **************** load of F-150s with 5.4 3 valves. I'm not a douche. The problem is douchy.

Politely, no... most dudes don't get hot pussy. And that is probably why the man is arguing and criticizing. And yes this car is one of those in Paradise with that girl that everyone wants. It's not chasing pussy, it's attracting pussy and showing men how it's done. And Yes, that is quite important.

Respectfully, what the fuk else is the car used for?

Originally Posted by paulofto

Okay, I held back long enough. If ‘getting pussy’ is your motivation for getting your car fixed I think you have bigger issues than throwing CEL codes.

Listen to guys like Starter986, blue62 and anyone else willing to steer you in the right direction, but the idea of You doing some research here is the right idea. Having someone else do your home work for you will never get you the knowledge you need to correct the litany of problems your car is exhibiting.

Chasing pussy is one thing, being one is a whole other issue.

BTW, repeatedly telling everyone how often you get laid grows tiresome very fast. This may be news to you but everyone has sex. Some of us just have better discretion about when and where we discuss it.

[Quadcammer]

Originally Posted by 986Eve

Umm... I'm on an island. In paradise. This is end game. That's all I need the car for...

I've obviously done some research... and I've owned a **************** load of F-150s with 5.4 3 valves. I'm not a douche. The problem is douchy.

Politely, no... most dudes don't get hot pussy. And that is probably why the man is arguing and criticizing. And yes this car is one of those in Paradise with that girl that everyone wants. It's not chasing pussy, it's attracting pussy and showing men how it's done. And Yes, that is quite important.

Respectfully, what the fuk else is the car used for?

well this is pathetic.

[Quadcammer]

Originally Posted by paulofto

Okay, I held back long enough. If ‘getting pussy’ is your motivation for getting your car fixed I think you have bigger issues than throwing CEL codes.

Listen to guys like Starter986, blue62 and anyone else willing to steer you in the right direction, but the idea of You doing some research here is the right idea. Having someone else do your home work for you will never get you the knowledge you need to correct the litany of problems your car is exhibiting.

Chasing pussy is one thing, being one is a whole other issue.

BTW, repeatedly telling everyone how often you get laid grows tiresome very fast. This may be news to you but everyone has sex. Some of us just have better discretion about when and where we discuss it.

thank god someone else said it.

And why does this guy think that his $5,000 20 year old boxster is impressing anyone?

[Gilles]

Originally Posted by Quadcammer

thank god someone else said it.
And why does this guy think that his $5,000 20 year old boxster is impressing anyone?

Ha, thank you for the good laugh!

[986Eve]

Originally Posted by Gilles

Ha, thank you for the good laugh!

You are welcome Gilles!