Suddenly, it's all so clear!! Gosh, now it all makes sense!!! Why have I never seen it before??? I don't know how to thank you, Rail!!! Oh, I have to go. My new friends are waiting!
Lamboo banana patch in the dog house?
(quote from Steve Martin on how to talk "wrong" around your kids so when they go to kindergarden they will immediately be put in a special classroom)
Rail, it looks like you are practicing Steve's methods of screwing up the minds of forum members. And it's working!