06-12-2006, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by fab
This has to be the WORST post ever.
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I thought the worst post ever was "I traded my Boxster for a BMW"
Now THATS vulgar!
Last edited by Marc Gelefsky; 06-12-2006 at 08:38 AM.
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06-12-2006, 08:34 AM
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oh oh. I have offended a middle age American woman. 
Seems I have degraded my assistants by my use of language.  I will have to return to skool and learn how to speaka the English more correcto. Ooops...I mean speak NewSpeak more correctly.
I promise now to never upload any more offensive material and immediately go indoctrinate myself in Western Feminist Philosophy. I will return my Porsche also and use the money to buy my assistants Judy, Diana and Luisa each a brand new Volvo. :ah:
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06-12-2006, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by cartagena
oh oh. I have offended a middle age American woman.
Seems I have degraded my assistants by my use of language. I will have to return to skool and learn how to speaka the English more correcto. Ooops...I mean speak NewSpeak more correctly.
I promise now to never upload any more offensive material and immediately go indoctrinate myself in Western Feminist Philosophy. I will return my Porsche also and use the money to buy my assistants Judy, Diana and Luisa each a brand new Volvo. :ah: |
Easy now, don't take the bait!
All will be well.
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06-12-2006, 10:28 AM
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I just reviewed this entire thread. Except for the few posts I edited, overall, you men have behaved fairly well for a bunch of car guys!
Lets ALL stay on this side of the civility line, shall we!
Thanks as always.
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06-12-2006, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Brucelee
I just reviewed this entire thread. Except for the few posts I edited, overall, you men have behaved fairly well for a bunch of car guys!
Lets ALL stay on this side of the civility line, shall we!
Thanks as always.
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Yes the guys always act very civil.
I remember back when I was a young lad there were a bunch of female reporters who wanted to go into the locker rooms after the hockey games in order to interview the players. At first they were not allowed in since after all it was a men's only locker room but after making a claim of discrimination they were granted access. However, then they complained that they did not like the way the men conducted themselves inside the locker room.....
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06-12-2006, 10:41 AM
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Every Cartagena post is good for like...+500 hits!! He's an instant "rockstar"!!
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06-12-2006, 10:40 AM
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Three Cheers for Brucelee -- for single-handedly fighting the political correctness
monster!
Let's celebrate the differences between men and women-- not try to make everyone the same....
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06-12-2006, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by cartagena
I asked my assistant #1 if she was offended by my posts. She said no:
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This thread really improved an otherwise crappy Monday.
Last edited by Brucelee; 06-12-2006 at 10:21 AM.
Reason: Heading off a fight! Hope you understand!
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06-12-2006, 10:17 AM
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"People do have names....and who talks like that....oh that's right I forget where dealing with little boys."
Clearly you can make your point without the attitude.
So, if you feel this thread is not to your liking, you can peruse others that work for you. I have seen nothing offensive here but I will review the entire thread.
In the meantime, no name calling please!
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06-12-2006, 10:55 AM
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Best Thread Ever
This is officially the best thread ever on 986forum.com
Yes there are other naked/half naked girls on other car forums.....but these girls have the exotic factor working in thier favor and therefore make this the best thread ever.
I am looking forward to additional photos of the wonderful beach, ample sunshine, and definitely some more of your assistants with or without the boxster.
KRZ
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06-12-2006, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Marc Gelefsky
I thought the worst post ever was "I traded my Boxster for a BMW"
Now THATS vulgar!
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hey, my non-shimmy-shaky BMW is offended!
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Sold - 03 VW Beetle Silver - way too modified!
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06-12-2006, 11:01 AM
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I knew if we gave Mach the right incentive, he would stick around us Porsche guys!
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06-12-2006, 11:08 AM
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What happened to the "Kiss This" picture...that was fantastic.
KRZ
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06-12-2006, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by KRZTACO
What happened to the "Kiss This" picture...that was fantastic.
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I took it off in the spirit of defusing the tempers that were about to flair.
Hope you understand.
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06-12-2006, 12:18 PM
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I guess that at least for the folks who hang out here, sports cars, the beach and pretty women are important to us??
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06-12-2006, 02:19 PM
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On a more serious note, today I was washing the car with a power washer. I noticed a spot of what appeared to be dirt on the inside front wheel well, right at the bottom where the undercoating is. I pointed the power washer at it for a couple seconds but it did not remove the mark. So I adjusted the power washer to put a more powerful thin stream of water. To my shock it removed a small piece of the paint and undercoating which now looks like a gaping scratch or a permanent piece of dirt on the car.
I am thinking I can go buy a little bottle of touch up paint and fix it. It is not a smooth surface to begin with so I think the little bottle with the tiny brush should do the trick. Of course finding one where I live will be almost impossible....
Two questions: First, would this be the correct course of action to correct this type of mark. And second, if I cannot find Porsche touch-up paint, would another generic red do the job?
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06-12-2006, 03:58 PM
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I would go Porsche hue only!
These power washers can be tough!
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06-12-2006, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by mach schnell
hey, my non-shimmy-shaky BMW is offended!
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heh....
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