Race me.. Really?

[BoxsterSteve]

Gotta beat the Porsche to show who the real man is...
I had one asshat rev me on last summer, and watched him take off like he had something to prove, only to get pulled over by the fuzz 1/4 mile up the road that he didn't see because he was too busy trying to own me.
I guess he showed me, huh?
The officer had to have heard me laughing as I drove past.

[schnellman]

Pulled onto the freeway last summer and a red corvette with the license plate number "OHSORED" pulled up beside me and then shot off. About a half mile down the road a state trooper was showing him how oh so red and blue his lights were. I laughed all the way home.