Dirt roads? I can just picture a bunch of guys in labcoats running around some German design room out of their gords because some American was taking a Boxster off-roading.
"Vaht, Hans? Ze Americanz vill offen ze road mit ze shportzcar be driving? Ach, nein!"
And then the American consultant, who happens to look and sound and dress exactly like Boss Hogg, says "Well now boys, over here ya'll have your aut-o-bahn. But back home in the good ol' US of A, we like to put a little bit of monster truck in everything we do. You know, we're a practical kind of folk. Sometimes a body just has to take him some hay bales 'cross yonder to the farm. Do ya'll boys figure we can make a switch for that hay bale carrier on the back to go up and down manual like?"
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2003 Porsche 986 Boxster S, Black / Tan
RIP: 1998 Porsche 986, Arena Red / Savanna Beige (wrecked)
1990 Pontiac Trans Am GTA .:. 1990 Corvette ZR-1 (#1930) .:. 1992 Pontiac Firehawk (#010)
1931 Ford Model A Tudor .:. 1967 Pontiac GTO .:. 1986 Pontiac Trans Am basket-case
Last edited by gtoger; 07-01-2015 at 07:39 PM.
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