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Originally Posted by gtoger

Dirt roads? I can just picture a bunch of guys in labcoats running around some German design room out of their gords because some American was taking a Boxster off-roading.

"Vaht, Hans? Ze Americanz vill offen ze road mit ze shportzcar be driving? Ach, nein!"

And then the American consultant, who happens to look and sound and dress exactly like Boss Hogg, says "Well now boys, over here ya'll have your aut-o-bahn. But back home in the good ol' US of A, we like to put a little bit of monster truck in everything we do. You know, we're a practical kind of folk. Sometimes a body just has to take him some hay bales 'cross yonder to the farm. Do ya'll boys figure we can make a switch for that hay bale carrier on the back to go up and down manual like?"

all the best winery's have dirt roads >.<