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Old 11-10-2013, 05:31 AM   #1
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Incontinence While Driving !

Yes, I know it's a sensitive topic, but for those of you who have ever experienced incontinence while out on a drive like I have, there's a solution - EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS !

For example, I was on a drive with one of the Danger Girls couple of weeks ago, when suddenly the crab cakes and root beer that I had for lunch began to makes themselves known. Without getting into too much detail, with no restroom in sight, I improvised by putting the top down and hung from rear spoiler - while I took care of "business" on the fly ! The best part was - having a fresh set of under britches when things were all set and done. Don't leave home without them !

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Down Under they consider that akin to Chumming for Sheilas...........
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Old 11-10-2013, 07:27 AM   #3
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Crab Cakes and Root Beer???
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Crab Cakes and Root Beer???
The candy apple I had for dessert probably didn't help any.
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Thanks for the public service JD - Friends don't let friends drive "impaired".

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Have this ready for the Danger Girls!







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Grandpa drilled a hole through the floor of his Buick, stuck a garden hose and funnel through it and told us grand kids to suck it up as we only stop for gas and the destination! We didn't take many trips with him.
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Grandpa drilled a hole through the floor of his Buick, stuck a garden hose and funnel through it and told us grand kids to suck it up as we only stop for gas and the destination! We didn't take many trips with him.
How did that work for going number 2 ?
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Thanks for the public service JD - Friends don't let friends drive "impaired".

That guy has a frightening resemblance to Coreseller !
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They prefer this style. Don't ask ?
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Dear God, J.D., has it come to this? BTW call off your drones!!!!

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Hey now, those are real products.....as seen on TV! Get them where you get shake weights.
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Or you could get this and avoid the need for any chumming of sheilas or the need to replace undergarments on the fly.

Oops I Crapped My Pants - YouTube

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Or you could get this and avoid the need for any chumming of sheilas or the need to replace undergarments on the fly.

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Those were taken off the market years ago for causing hemorrhoidal itch.
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Or you could get this and avoid the need for any chumming of sheilas or the need to replace undergarments on the fly.

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Those were taken off the market years ago for causing hemorrhoidal itch.
Back on the market with Gold Bond powder in the lining and a sampler tube of Preparation H included.

Consumer Reports gives it "Recommended" and "Best Buy" ratings.

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