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Johnny Danger 11-10-2013 05:31 AM

Incontinence While Driving !
 
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Yes, I know it's a sensitive topic, but for those of you who have ever experienced incontinence while out on a drive like I have, there's a solution - EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS !

For example, I was on a drive with one of the Danger Girls couple of weeks ago, when suddenly the crab cakes and root beer that I had for lunch began to makes themselves known. Without getting into too much detail, with no restroom in sight, I improvised by putting the top down and hung from rear spoiler - while I took care of "business" on the fly ! The best part was - having a fresh set of under britches when things were all set and done. Don't leave home without them !

coreseller 11-10-2013 05:40 AM

Down Under they consider that akin to Chumming for Sheilas...........

Beelzy 11-10-2013 07:27 AM

Seriously Bro?

Jager 11-10-2013 08:05 AM

Crab Cakes and Root Beer???

Johnny Danger 11-10-2013 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Jager (Post 371472)
Crab Cakes and Root Beer???

The candy apple I had for dessert probably didn't help any. :(

thstone 11-10-2013 08:56 AM

Thanks for the public service JD - Friends don't let friends drive "impaired".

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/...psec98fe64.jpg

Raider 11-10-2013 09:47 AM

Have this ready for the Danger Girls!







http://986forum.com/forums/uploads01...1384109184.jpg

RawleyD 11-10-2013 10:48 AM

Yikes :barf:

Eric G 11-10-2013 10:55 AM

Grandpa drilled a hole through the floor of his Buick, stuck a garden hose and funnel through it and told us grand kids to suck it up as we only stop for gas and the destination! We didn't take many trips with him.

Johnny Danger 11-10-2013 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric G (Post 371506)
Grandpa drilled a hole through the floor of his Buick, stuck a garden hose and funnel through it and told us grand kids to suck it up as we only stop for gas and the destination! We didn't take many trips with him.

How did that work for going number 2 ?

Johnny Danger 11-10-2013 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by thstone (Post 371477)
Thanks for the public service JD - Friends don't let friends drive "impaired".

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/...psec98fe64.jpg

That guy has a frightening resemblance to Coreseller !

Johnny Danger 11-10-2013 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Raider (Post 371486)
Have this ready for the Danger Girls!







http://986forum.com/forums/uploads01...1384109184.jpg

They prefer this style. Don't ask ?

Allen K. Littlefield 11-10-2013 12:53 PM

Dear God, J.D., has it come to this? :eek: BTW call off your drones!!!!:cool:

AKL

Raider 11-10-2013 04:22 PM

Hey now, those are real products.....as seen on TV! Get them where you get shake weights.

TeamOxford 11-10-2013 04:35 PM

Fortunately, as men get older, the urgency to pee is greatly reduced.............;)

TO

coreseller 11-10-2013 05:50 PM

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...ps0f2702ce.jpg

dbear61 11-11-2013 07:13 PM

Or you could get this and avoid the need for any chumming of sheilas or the need to replace undergarments on the fly.

Oops I Crapped My Pants - YouTube

DBear

Johnny Danger 11-11-2013 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dbear61 (Post 371753)
Or you could get this and avoid the need for any chumming of sheilas or the need to replace undergarments on the fly.

Oops I Crapped My Pants - YouTube

DBear

Those were taken off the market years ago for causing hemorrhoidal itch.

HAUSIDMT 11-12-2013 12:33 PM

My coworkers probably think I'm an idiot becasue I just lost it in my office laughing.

dbear61 11-12-2013 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DBear61 (Post 371754)
Or you could get this and avoid the need for any chumming of sheilas or the need to replace undergarments on the fly.

Oops I Crapped My Pants - YouTube

DBear

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 371754)
Those were taken off the market years ago for causing hemorrhoidal itch.

Back on the market with Gold Bond powder in the lining and a sampler tube of Preparation H included.

Consumer Reports gives it "Recommended" and "Best Buy" ratings.

DBear


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