Check Your Mail !
 

For those lucky members who are awaiting the limited edition 986 Forum, Johnny Danger Action Suite CD - keep your eyes open for it in the mail !

Just a quick warning about the JD Action Suite to those on the target list. I received mine some time ago and upon first listening, two things happened:

1. The wheels on my Cayenne turned black. Seriously, see attached.
2. I'm completely off anti-depressants.

I'm not positive, but I think my "Low-T" condition may have worked itself out as well. I definitely have improved pheromone output, practically have to use a stick to keep the birds away.
Your results may vary, but this disc is not something to take lightly.

And the JD Keychain ?

Checked mail...no dice. My wheels did turn black already, though(weird). ;)

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You think those green calipers have added some mojo to your life - wait till you get the JD Action Suite ! You'll have to wear a "No Trespassing" sign around your neck !

My Credit Score increased...............

You've fallen behind. "Love Bunny" and "Follow That Man" have been released !

CRIPES!!!!!!!!!! Only 3 songs into "Ghetto Thunder", was going to email you a review after hearing it in it's entirety.

I checked with the Post Office today and they gave me a tracking link and when I clicked through, I got this as the current location.

The delivery date simply said "APRIL". Guess I'll wait a week. Or two. Or three.

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You'll know it when you see it - it's marked "Top Secret". :cool:

It will take a little longer for me to get mine due to all the security systems. :( It will pass through three Geiger counter systems, sniffed seven time by seven different breeds of dogs, X-rayed five times, placed into a room with special instrumentation to monitor any sounds and movement for one week, and then set on the shelf for two weeks to see if anything unusual happens before they bring it to my desk.

I suppose you oughta know that there's protocol for a body cavity search before and after playback !

I'm just pleased I live in Australia where the snailmail takes light years to arrive.
By that time everyone else on JD's hit list will already have been infested, infected, injected or impregnated by his insidious CD.....
And don't forget, many other things you value will turn black & drop off too.

Australia isn't out of the reach of my "music realm". Do CD's spin in the right direction in your hemisphere ? Want one ?

I could use some mojo.

Send me a pm with an address on where to send.

I just picked up some caution cones, too...just in case ;)

Ho hum I'm still waiting. I have not used the CD player in my new Boxster, I felt it appropriate a virgin be treated right. I can't stand the anticipation it's killing me!

Sadly my CD has not arrived yet either. Apparently a zip code snafu caused it to be loaded into the wrong cargo hold. Fed Ex did send me this tracking video though:
'Dragon by the Tail!': Video of SpaceX capsule docking with ISS - YouTube

Has anyone else ever noticed that sometimes this forum resembles an acid trip version of the Beatles yellow submarine...I like it:dance:

Sent out today.

It was confiscated by the authorities. Apparently its illegal to send these types of things across state lines. I infiltrated the Postmaster General's secret lair and retrieved it anyway.

Once utilized, my right front axle went out on the Cayenne. Extra weight of the keychains "attributes", is the likely culprit.

Waiting on the arrival but I have noticed a few new unmarked vans in the neighborhood. Should I be worried?

Are they "cleaning" trucks ?

Black with tinted windows, with DHS on the side. They all have the same HOPE/CHANGE bumper stickers also. Another curious thing is I keep seeing these giant remote control planes flying overhead, loaded with missles and I can't make it out but it looks like it says PRE--TOR on the sides as well.

Hmm... sounds like either Michelle went on another shopping spree, and one of her packages accidentally got shipped to your address. Or, after all of these years, Columbia House Records is finally closing in on you !

Sent in a Speed Yellow envelope too...? I'll find out soon enough.
The Posties in Canada have it tough, what with having to deliver by bobsled. :D

Yeah I'm just "chilling" in my igloo listening to some Robert Johnson...mojo workin...until mine arrives ..should be enough to tide me over

Uh-oh!

Placing in quarantine!

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Caution: North Korea might be trying to listen in !

Haha!

Diggin track 3 ;)

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Jeeeez that envelope is gonna get flagged for sure! I know I am going hear about it pretty soon...they probably already got me on CQ surveillance

Mine arrived today. Oh my my!
My wife was asking all kinds of questions.
Try explaining "Johnny Danger"

I suppose I can expect a visit from those CSIS chaps shortly. I bet CBSA opens it.

Don't worry the RCMP has already been notified !

Mine wanted to know why I was getting "Top Secret" mail:eek: Had to finally come clean and explain my other life;) Gotta go, I can hear the helicopters......

Remember the Alamo !

WoooHoooo! I walked up to the mail box in the pouring rain and 40 degrees, miserable day in NC. Found my top secret package and looked both ways to make sure I wasn't being watched. My girl came over tonight (I'm 52 and she is 30) and we listened to it while I made dinner and we ate, she commented this would be good driving music, I just smiled.

We are going for a long drive this weekend with spring finally coming back. We'll break my virgin CD in!

Thanks JD!

JD
You didn't really mark the package "Top Secret" did you?

Oh he sure did LOL