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Johnny Danger 06-01-2013 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Tinker (Post 345450)
Thanks JD - I thought my copy had been confiscated by OZ-SMIRSH at the border.

But it's the "bonus material" inclusion that now worries me and the ASIO security agency here in OZ.......

No worries. Those agencies are nothing but a bunch of "square badges". Let's just hope that the Aussie mail service does it's job. :)

Coffinhunter 06-02-2013 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 345363)
The pending batch of JD Action Suite cd's finally went out yesterday. Sorry for the delay, between Benghazi and Dennis Rodman and the North Koreans I've been busy on assignment. So, JayKay, Steve Tinker, Darknight, Coffinhunter, Bruce Wayne, AClark and all of the others - watch for it in the mail.


* bonus material was included.

As a G-Man I am slightly anxious about this "bonus material".

In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Johnny Danger 06-02-2013 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffinhunter (Post 345518)
As a G-Man I am slightly anxious about this "bonus material".

In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

But what is P of E ?

Coffinhunter 06-03-2013 09:57 AM

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Sure enough in today's mail my action suite arrived.
http://986forum.com/forums/uploads01...1370281909.jpg

As a warning to all others who have received said mission... All works well in the Boxster, however, when I attempted to play the bonus material in my wife's minivan the disc kept ejecting itself. Apparently it deemed the family truckster inappropriate for such top secret information. Once in the Boxster...let's just say "message received"

aclark133 06-03-2013 09:24 PM

My top secret package also arrived today.. Unfortunately I won't be home for a couple days to rip it open :( so excited!

HAUSIDMT 06-05-2013 08:26 AM

Goona be a good week in my mailbox, due to the CD and New(to me), Fender Strat body awaiting a new life.

Maybe the music will inspire me to paint the body yellow!

Thanks JD!

jaykay 06-06-2013 10:28 AM

I finally received my package yesterday. I gave the Danger disks a spin later that evening. Not sure what happened.. I must have drifted off. This morning I awoke in dressed in a slightly "used" tuxedo with 600 euros and gold earing in the jacket side pocket

Either I had a really good time or I might be the new Manchurian candidate...

Johnny Danger 06-06-2013 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jaykay (Post 346186)
I finally received my package yesterday. I gave the Danger disks a spin later that evening. Not sure what happened.. I must have drifted off. This morning I awoke in dressed in a slightly "used" tuxedo with 600 euros and gold earing in the jacket side pocket

Either I had a really good time or I might be the new Manchurian candidate...

Hmm.. I did hear reports that Chaz Bono was seen north of the border

Johnny Danger 06-06-2013 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by HAUSIDMT (Post 345988)
Goona be a good week in my mailbox, due to the CD and New(to me), Fender Strat body awaiting a new life.

Maybe the music will inspire me to paint the body yellow!

Thanks JD!

The experience will leave you trembling !

TeamOxford 06-16-2013 06:48 AM

Received not one, but two discs from SWC a few days ago, and I have to admit I can't stop listening to them!

Takes me back to the days when Mrs. Peel and I toured the English countryside in the Bentley Blower. And I could swear that's a 1963 BSA on the first track.

These discs must have special powers too, because the automatic "skip" feature on my CDR-220 has been disabled. Cool beans! :)

Thanks Danger!

TO

WhipE350 06-24-2013 01:08 PM

Mine must have been intercepted this time...nothing yet. Guess I'll just keep listening to Release One.

Johnny Danger 06-24-2013 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TeamOxford (Post 347540)
Received not one, but two discs from SWC a few days ago, and I have to admit I can't stop listening to them!

Takes me back to the days when Mrs. Peel and I toured the English countryside in the Bentley Blower. And I could swear that's a 1963 BSA on the first track.

These discs must have special powers too, because the automatic "skip" feature on my CDR-220 has been disabled. Cool beans! :)

Thanks Danger!

TO

I've been told that even when the music isn't playing, one experiences the sensation of exotic island drums off in the distance.

jaykay 06-24-2013 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 346234)
Hmm.. I did hear reports that Chaz Bono was seen north of the border

My god you mean you have released this individual from close quarters surveillance ??

jaykay 06-24-2013 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TeamOxford (Post 347540)
Received not one, but two discs from SWC a few days ago, and I have to admit I can't stop listening to them!

Takes me back to the days when Mrs. Peel and I toured the English countryside in the Bentley Blower. And I could swear that's a 1963 BSA on the first track.

These discs must have special powers too, because the automatic "skip" feature on my CDR-220 has been disabled. Cool beans! :)

Thanks Danger!

TO


When track 14 comes on.....my top goes down all by itself!!

Johnny Danger 06-25-2013 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by jaykay (Post 348677)
When track 14 comes on.....my top goes down all by itself!!

I would have thought the opposite ! :)

jaykay 06-25-2013 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 348716)
I would have thought the opposite ! :)

Well then there is bonus track number 3......:)

Johnny Danger 06-25-2013 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jaykay (Post 348782)
Well then there is bonus track number 3......:)

Niagara Falls nothing !

Steve Tinker 06-28-2013 12:03 AM

Just received my Dynamic Duo CD's in yesterdays mail via the Australian Postal Sevice delivery - stamped PRIORITY DELIVERY / TOP SECRET / FOR YOUR EARS ONLY...
What can I say - I've heard nothing quite like it !!

One section of the CD has a Triumph Bonneville motorcycle blasting off into the distance - I'm sure the dude across the street - a heavy tatooed HD rider - heard it being played from my garage as he actually waved and smiled at me today.....
So it doesn't only attract females like flies - I might be invited to one of the Coffin Cheaters famous party's this weekend (if I'm lucky)....

TeamOxford 06-28-2013 10:29 AM

I think the "special powers" of my discs are waning.

While listening to the CD yesterday, I got passed by a 911.

What's up with that, Danger?

TO

Johnny Danger 06-28-2013 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TeamOxford (Post 349258)
I think the "special powers" of my discs are waning.

While listening to the CD yesterday, I got passed by a 911.

What's up with that, Danger?

TO

You need more cowbell !

yellowboxsters 06-29-2013 07:46 AM

Hey fellas, recent lurker and first time poster. I too have a yellow box s like Danger here. So,.......what's this top secret mens business of a CD I read about here and how does one go about becoming part of this secret society? :D

P.S. Loving the Box S and just recently had it under general anaesthetic for the great IMS surgery. Glad to report it all went well without a hitch ;)

Johnny Danger 06-29-2013 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by yellowboxsters (Post 349393)
Hey fellas, recent lurker and first time poster. I too have a yellow box s like Danger here. So,.......what's this top secret mens business of a CD I read about here and how does one go about becoming part of this secret society? :D

P.S. Loving the Box S and just recently had it under general anaesthetic for the great IMS surgery. Glad to report it all went well without a hitch ;)

Let's see some proof of yellow first. :)

yellowboxsters 06-29-2013 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 349394)
Let's see some proof of yellow first. :)

LOL...will have to take some pics to post then to show my worthiness :D

yellowboxsters 07-09-2013 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 349394)
Let's see some proof of yellow first. :)

I know its been a while but finally I can say "here you go". Hope you like it and that I'm welcomed into the Speed Yellow fraternity :D

http://i977.photobucket.com/albums/a...m/IMG_0716.jpg

Johnny Danger 07-09-2013 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by yellowboxsters (Post 351044)
I know its been a while but finally I can say "here you go". Hope you like it and that I'm welcomed into the Speed Yellow fraternity :D

http://i977.photobucket.com/albums/a...m/IMG_0716.jpg

The steering wheel is on the wrong side ?

yellowboxsters 07-10-2013 02:14 AM

Nope the steering is on the correct side for Australia :D

EssexPorsche 07-10-2013 02:30 AM

I love those wheels!

WhipE350 07-11-2013 04:50 PM

Thanks JD - I received my Top Secret (Do Not Bend) package. I think the Do Not Bend part just pissses them off. I've never received mail so chewed up...but no fear the music is intact and the sounds a sweet.

When they ask me at work what I'm listening to I just say "It's a secret and very dangerous".

Johnny Danger 07-11-2013 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by WhipE350 (Post 351509)
Thanks JD - I received my Top Secret (Do Not Bend) package. I think the Do Not Bend part just pissses them off. I've never received mail so chewed up...but no fear the music is intact and the sounds a sweet.

When they ask me at work what I'm listening to I just say "It's a secret and very dangerous".

Especially the ladies ! But, just remember, while they are basking in the glow of your power, you must deny them your essence !

aclark133 07-11-2013 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 351512)
Especially the ladies ! But, just remember, while they are basking in the glow of your power, you must deny them your essence !

The best advice I have ever heard!

Johnny Danger 07-11-2013 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by aclark133 (Post 351526)
The best advice I have ever heard!

I assume you received your package ok ?

yellowboxsters 07-11-2013 09:52 PM

So, how does one get their hands on one of these top secret WMD's Dr Danger? :D

Steve Tinker 07-12-2013 12:50 AM

Ahhh - now if you are a genuine Australian + a yellow Boxster owner, you may have to prove it to JD with the secret internet handshake.
My lips are sealed, but if you are genuine, you already know the answer........

Johnny Danger 07-12-2013 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by yellowboxsters (Post 351559)
So, how does one get their hands on one of these top secret WMD's Dr Danger? :D

Hmm.. a speed yellow boxster with a body kit in progress. I guess that qualifies you now. :cool: PM sent.

yellowboxsters 07-12-2013 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 351601)
Hmm.. a speed yellow boxster with a body kit in progress. I guess that qualifies you now. :cool: PM sent.

Woo-Hoo!!!!! :cheers:

aclark133 07-12-2013 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 351529)
I assume you received your package ok ?

Yes sir! Still have yet to listen to "follow that man" it's been a busy couple weeks! As for the action suite, never felt like 007 more in my life

Johnny Danger 07-12-2013 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by aclark133 (Post 351653)
Yes sir! Still have yet to listen to "follow that man" it's been a busy couple weeks! As for the action suite, never felt like 007 more in my life

I could sense some JD mojo as I was driving past Hartford last week !


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