That means it will take another month for my security team to process it through the system before I get it... Oh well.

Are you Barry White for the night !

10/4 Roger Wilco !

Still waitin' on mine JD!

It's on the way. It probably hasn't jumped the fence yet. :cool:

Oh Shi-

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Just talking about it made it arrive in my mail. After popping this in my CD player, I'm pretty sure my tires caught on fire. I'm also sure it added another 45 HP to my 986, and it made me magnitudes handsomer.

Jokes aside, listening to this does make me feel like James Bond.

Got mine today - but shhhhhhhh please keep it a secret

What's the betting mine won't get through Australian Customs....... SMERSH will know too.

If it does, I'm not looking forward to the 3am hammering on the front door - and what am I going to tell my wife when she spies the incriminating evidence???

I've already gotten clearance !

Mine arrived unscathed for what it is worth. Since I am fond of my silver wheels I am apprehensive about inserting it into my Box Car. I don't want the machine to self destruct! Going over to DE at Lime Rock next Tues. and plan on "playing" it on the way over (on way back too if all is well). Since they are coming after my 20 rd magazines they may as well take the disc along with it. Looking for inexpensive Kevlar undies, anybody have a source? :eek:

AKL

Don't wait too long - it's time sensitive !

Is it true that you gain 15 hp and 20 ft lb of torque when the disc is finished working over your ECU?

AKL:cheers:

More like 15 hp and 20 ft lb to your virility !!

Danger on UK shores!
 

how do i get one? I tried the usual retail outlets and was either threatened with arrest or reported to MI5 !!

I moved to an undisclosed location and prepared the proper tools to open the package...

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For some reason, while playing the disk, women want to get romantic and then kill me. This may be the best CD ever...and the worst.

Thanks JD!

what happens when it's played backwards ?

It's a miracle!
 

I have been a partially sighted, one legged, bald, hunch back for over half my life.
By the time I got to track 4, all my ailments have been cured.

My leg re-grew, 20/20 vision restored, a fine thatch of hair, and I now stand 6'2" with no hunch back.

My shirts refuse to button further than Simon Cowell's do. I have sprouted a moustache to rival a young Burt Reynolds.

I can't even begin to describe the female attention!
I also gave it a spin in my daily driver- guess what.......that's right. The wheels turned carbon black!http://986forum.com/forums/uploads01...1365248921.jpg

And it seems... I can park it on its side!

Be careful of a woman who goes by the name - The Mantis !

Make sure that you have plenty of lip balm on !

Wouldn't the North Koreans love to find out !

Don't forget the part about being able to crack walnuts with your buttocks now !

I hadn't played my copy for five minutes when my 9 yo prodigy of a daughter promptly crumpled her Cornell acceptance letter and started asking questions about training at some place near Washington. Anyone ever hear of a place called "the Farm"?

The "Farm" was for sissies ! The SWC trained 7 days a week with Lee Majors at his private ranch !

mine is on the way.. is there any preparation one should undertake ?

a full back, sack and crack?

martial arts training ?

they're certainly nervous about it...

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Yes, they hate mothballs !

A special package arrived Thursday. USPS delivery avoided drawing attention. However, I have noticed increased traffic around the neighborhood of unmarked patrol cars. There's also a rather non-descript panel van parked 24X7 across the street three houses down.

I am taking my Boxster out of storage next Saturday. I will wait until then to use the contents of this package for two reasons: 1) My '99 Acura is unworthy of this honor; and 2) I made need to take rapid, evasive action.

Thanks SWC!

DBear

Whenever I'm in Milwaukee, I always carry an extra set of briefs and some chewing gum.

So, I decided to wait and play the CD for a romantic Saturday evening dinner with my wife. I put in the CD, turn around, and WOW ...

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I'm hoping that's your wife and not you ?

All I'll say is beware the power of that CD...

Some lucky members received an additional bonus CD - "Follow That Man " ! Woot !!

JD,

Hats off to ya. Thought this WHOLE THING was a hoax, a rouse, a fake…and then, the "Top Secret" item arrived.

Please understand we live in the country, and the mail man was looking at me r-e-a-l funny.

When I put my mail down, my wife looked at it and asked, "What is that Top Secret thing?"

"And why would anyone trust such a delivery to our postal guy who drives his SUV from the passenger seat, with the pedals still on the left (proper) side and he dispenses mail through a plexiglass 'side-flip' window?"

JD, Let me know when the Southern Rock version comes out, in conjunction with the Summer Workout series. :dance:

Keep up the good work<outs>!

Thanks!
Mark

The pending batch of JD Action Suite cd's finally went out yesterday. Sorry for the delay, between Benghazi and Dennis Rodman and the North Koreans I've been busy on assignment. So, JayKay, Steve Tinker, Darknight, Coffinhunter, Bruce Wayne, AClark and all of the others - watch for it in the mail.


* bonus material was included.

Thanks JD - I thought my copy had been confiscated by OZ-SMIRSH at the border.

But it's the "bonus material" inclusion that now worries me and the ASIO security agency here in OZ.......