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Old 04-06-2013, 03:01 AM   #1
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what happens when it's played backwards ?
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It's a miracle!

I have been a partially sighted, one legged, bald, hunch back for over half my life.
By the time I got to track 4, all my ailments have been cured.

My leg re-grew, 20/20 vision restored, a fine thatch of hair, and I now stand 6'2" with no hunch back.

My shirts refuse to button further than Simon Cowell's do. I have sprouted a moustache to rival a young Burt Reynolds.

I can't even begin to describe the female attention!
I also gave it a spin in my daily driver- guess what.......that's right. The wheels turned carbon black!
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Old 04-06-2013, 03:50 AM   #3
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And it seems... I can park it on its side!
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I have been a partially sighted, one legged, bald, hunch back for over half my life.
By the time I got to track 4, all my ailments have been cured.

My leg re-grew, 20/20 vision restored, a fine thatch of hair, and I now stand 6'2" with no hunch back.

My shirts refuse to button further than Simon Cowell's do. I have sprouted a moustache to rival a young Burt Reynolds.

I can't even begin to describe the female attention!
I also gave it a spin in my daily driver- guess what.......that's right. The wheels turned carbon black!
Don't forget the part about being able to crack walnuts with your buttocks now !
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Old 04-06-2013, 05:37 AM   #5
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I hadn't played my copy for five minutes when my 9 yo prodigy of a daughter promptly crumpled her Cornell acceptance letter and started asking questions about training at some place near Washington. Anyone ever hear of a place called "the Farm"?
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I hadn't played my copy for five minutes when my 9 yo prodigy of a daughter promptly crumpled her Cornell acceptance letter and started asking questions about training at some place near Washington. Anyone ever hear of a place called "the Farm"?
The "Farm" was for sissies ! The SWC trained 7 days a week with Lee Majors at his private ranch !
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Old 04-06-2013, 05:17 AM   #7
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what happens when it's played backwards ?
Wouldn't the North Koreans love to find out !
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