986 Poetry

[Jager]

Originally Posted by jb92563

Poetry is so 1800's, I think I'll need to add a Songify to this thread to bring it up to date.

Pre Race Prayer - Songified

Everyone needs more culture, especially us yanks in the U.S.

[Johnny Danger]

Why do birds suddenly appear ... when my bearing starts to shear ? .... Because just like LNE ... they want to be ... close to me.

[Johnny Danger]

Since my poetry has become too purple for everyone, I decided to hire my own poet. It's amazing what you can get for minimum wage. Here's an example:

Rose are red ... violets are blue ... if you don't change your oil regularly ... it will turn to goo.

Phew, Keats has nothing on this guy !