986 Poetry

[Johnny Danger]

My 986 runneth over !

[manolo]

Originally Posted by Johnny Danger

My 986 runneth over !

Isn't there a cream or salve for that?

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by manolo

Isn't there a cream or salve for that?

An ointment in fact.

[WhipE350]

Mr. Frost would have loved a Porsche:

Driving Back Roads on a Dec Evening

Whose roads these are I think I know.
Their homes are in the village though;
They will not see me driving here
To watch my car carve up their roads.

My little car must think it queer
To drive so slow because a mailbox near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his tips a mighty shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of breezy wind and tire wear.

The roads are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

[Jager]

How can JD survive the IMS Bearing replacement?
When he can’t see his 986 hiding in some auto establishment;

His IMS bearing, original Porsche reign,
Has been known to fail, causing extreme price pain;

You can read about his thoughts torturing him,
Is he doing the right thing? His day seems grim;

I say to Johnny Danger, keep your thoughts bright,
You are doing the right thing, get some rest tonight;

Soon you will have a new bearing that will last much longer,
And it will make the Dangermobile motor extremely stronger!

[EssexPorsche]

Bearing strong, in Speed Yellow skin,
He has the LN solution;
Bespoke exhaust and suspension,
He cares not for polution!

Miles are low, but will they go
Higher; now that trust is apparant.
Money spent wisely, sleep had soundly,
Now that complete is the transplant!

[jb92563]

Poetry is so 1800's, I think I'll need to add a Songify to this thread to bring it up to date.

Pre Race Prayer - Songified