04-23-2012, 06:40 PM
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986 Poetry
"Flowers anew the returning seasons bring ... without yellow there can be no Spring" .
Johnny "Wadsworth" Danger
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04-23-2012, 07:18 PM
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A haiku about my boxster:
Car drives fine,
Must Upgrade vehicle,
Empty Wallet.
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04-23-2012, 08:45 PM
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My haiku contribution...
Silver car approaches
Sirens are heard from afar
Tickets can be costly
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04-24-2012, 02:05 AM
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There once was a man from Nantucket
But he wasn't "that" man from Nantucket
So he bought a 991
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04-24-2012, 06:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
"Flowers anew the returning seasons bring ... without yellow there can be no Spring" .
Johnny "Wadsworth" Danger
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Dear God! Has it come to this???? " Bored, are we?" Yoda
AKL "Me thinks, therefore, me am" 
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'02, Arctic Silver/Graphite Gray, 2.7, TIP, 2nd cat delete, Charlie Chan muffler,de-ambered, Braille Battery, clear tailights, painted bumperettes, clear third brake light, M030 sway bars, F shock tower braces, clear rear deck, '03 side vents. 15mm spacers fore & aft.
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04-24-2012, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Allen K. Littlefield
Dear God! Has it come to this???? " Bored, are we?" Yoda
AKL "Me thinks, therefore, me am" |
I'm surprised to hear such negativity from the Bardolator of New Paltz himself !
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04-24-2012, 08:14 AM
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My Haiku.
Porsche engine revs
All heads turn to stare in aw
New dream car for all
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04-24-2012, 08:39 AM
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Ghostrider...... I think I just p*ssed myself! Hilarious!
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04-24-2012, 09:44 AM
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Ex Esso kid
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JD These should sell like hotcakes at the church breakfast in Boston, sure would explain all the rubbin' is racin' that goes on in that city.
Bottom Line - Helen Keller sunglasses create a stir
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04-24-2012, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghostrider 310
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Hmm... they'll go well with my line of Telly Savalas hair products .
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04-24-2012, 09:59 AM
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The guarantee includes the "never see scratches" lens technology
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04-24-2012, 10:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
I'm surprised to hear such negativity from the Bardolator of New Paltz himself !
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Now don't go getting your leather panties all in a wad there Monsour. Gerous, for what it is worth!!! You seem to have an inordinate amount of time on your hands these days. Maybe we could press you into service de ambering halogen headlights???
PS our trip to F40 is off for the first Sat. in May. Seems like they have dropped the Open House annual deal. Just cars & coffee from 7:30am till around 10am I believe.
AKL
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04-24-2012, 11:29 AM
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One more while my prose is still flowing .
Roses are red ... violets are blue ... if your boxster isn't yellow ... shame on you .
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04-24-2012, 12:39 PM
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I will be in NP sometime in May or June for a visit.
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04-24-2012, 01:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
One more while my prose is still flowing .
Roses are red ... violets are blue ... if your boxster isn't yellow ... shame on you .
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I lol'ed. Have to make this 10 characters to post too??
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04-24-2012, 02:16 PM
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
and so did my IMS
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2003 Midnight Blue S
LN IMS Retrofit
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04-24-2012, 02:38 PM
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Boy on my winshield. A Narrative.
I sat in my cockpit
And there he was
Clinging to my wipers
Just because...
Twas a ride he wanted
In my 986
Hang on young cherub
Cuz your pants you'll sh**ts
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01 986 Boxster S. Arctic Silver. 6 speed manual. IMSR/RMS.
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04-25-2012, 08:58 AM
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2003 Cayenne Turbo
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04-25-2012, 10:32 AM
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Hark, hark arise my sweet boxster ... for it is I Danger who calls ...
Wow, the creative juices are really starting to flow now !
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Last edited by Johnny Danger; 04-25-2012 at 10:37 AM.
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04-25-2012, 06:20 PM
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From fairest creatures we desire speed,
That thereby Boxster beauties might never bleed,
But as the race car driver should by time decrease,
His tender IMS bearing might bear untimely decease:
But thou, contracted to Porsche’s own coat of arms,
Making high speed due to no more DME alarms,
Feed'st thy light'st flame with premium fuel,
Thyself thy foe, to thy driver self too cruel.
Thou that art world's German made ornament,
Within thine own mind buriest thy motor content,
And only herald to the gaudy suspension spring,
And, tender churl, makest waste in steering and handling.
Pity the world, or else this driver be,
To enjoy the world's due, by the garage and thee.
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