04-23-2012, 05:40 PM
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986 Poetry
"Flowers anew the returning seasons bring ... without yellow there can be no Spring" .
Johnny "Wadsworth" Danger
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04-23-2012, 06:18 PM
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A haiku about my boxster:
Car drives fine,
Must Upgrade vehicle,
Empty Wallet.
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12-01-2012, 11:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenny Boxster
A haiku about my boxster:
Car drives fine,
Must Upgrade vehicle,
Empty Wallet.
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5-7-5. But I feel ya.
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01-03-2013, 05:25 PM
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Like sands through the hourglass... so are the oil changes of our boxsters.
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01-04-2013, 03:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
Like sands through the hourglass... so are the oil changes of our boxsters.
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Hmmm... Let me think about this one.
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01-04-2013, 03:45 PM
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Like sands through the hourglass... so are the small brown plastic pieces of cam chain tensioner pads found during oil changes of our boxsters
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04-23-2012, 07:45 PM
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My haiku contribution...
Silver car approaches
Sirens are heard from afar
Tickets can be costly
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04-24-2012, 01:05 AM
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There once was a man from Nantucket
But he wasn't "that" man from Nantucket
So he bought a 991
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04-24-2012, 05:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
"Flowers anew the returning seasons bring ... without yellow there can be no Spring" .
Johnny "Wadsworth" Danger
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Dear God! Has it come to this???? " Bored, are we?" Yoda
AKL "Me thinks, therefore, me am" 
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04-24-2012, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Allen K. Littlefield
Dear God! Has it come to this???? " Bored, are we?" Yoda
AKL "Me thinks, therefore, me am" |
I'm surprised to hear such negativity from the Bardolator of New Paltz himself !
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04-24-2012, 07:14 AM
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My Haiku.
Porsche engine revs
All heads turn to stare in aw
New dream car for all
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04-24-2012, 09:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
I'm surprised to hear such negativity from the Bardolator of New Paltz himself !
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Now don't go getting your leather panties all in a wad there Monsour. Gerous, for what it is worth!!! You seem to have an inordinate amount of time on your hands these days. Maybe we could press you into service de ambering halogen headlights???
PS our trip to F40 is off for the first Sat. in May. Seems like they have dropped the Open House annual deal. Just cars & coffee from 7:30am till around 10am I believe.
AKL
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04-24-2012, 10:29 AM
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One more while my prose is still flowing .
Roses are red ... violets are blue ... if your boxster isn't yellow ... shame on you .
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04-24-2012, 11:39 AM
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I will be in NP sometime in May or June for a visit.
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04-24-2012, 07:39 AM
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Ghostrider...... I think I just p*ssed myself! Hilarious!
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04-24-2012, 08:44 AM
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JD These should sell like hotcakes at the church breakfast in Boston, sure would explain all the rubbin' is racin' that goes on in that city.
Bottom Line - Helen Keller sunglasses create a stir
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04-24-2012, 08:57 AM
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Hmm... they'll go well with my line of Telly Savalas hair products .
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04-24-2012, 08:59 AM
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The guarantee includes the "never see scratches" lens technology
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04-24-2012, 12:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
One more while my prose is still flowing .
Roses are red ... violets are blue ... if your boxster isn't yellow ... shame on you .
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I lol'ed. Have to make this 10 characters to post too??
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04-24-2012, 01:16 PM
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
and so did my IMS
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