Porsche Boxster advertisement

[Quickurt]

My blonde isn't six feet tall, but I had her BEFORE the Porsche!

Do you have to be bald and have a wee-wee for that paint to work?

[FTD]

So that must be my problem. The magnetic paint for females must have reverse polarity.

[ekam]

Not bald, not for another 30 years I hope. Been told (by a female) my penis is larger than average size.

Glad nobody is offended.

Here's the regular, non-spoof version...

[Adam]

I want to see statistical evidence that owning a Porsche get you laid more! I definatley got more tail before I got the car.....but I was in college so that might have something to do with it.