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Old 08-24-2008, 04:04 PM   #1
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Wink Porsche Boxster advertisement

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Old 08-24-2008, 04:20 PM   #2
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Ekam, so you're saying that you're bald and have a small penis???

WTF, I gotta take my car back to the dealer and get my painted on magnetic coating re-applied! I must have washed the car way too much and washed it right off, because I'm not bald, I'm adequately endowed, and I still don't attract 6' blonds like that!!!

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Old 08-25-2008, 10:13 AM   #3
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^ maybe if u get rid of those tail lihts you might heheh

but yeah, this ad seems to imply that hes got a small weewee and bald head LOL
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Old 09-12-2008, 12:04 PM   #4
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My blonde isn't six feet tall, but I had her BEFORE the Porsche!

Do you have to be bald and have a wee-wee for that paint to work?
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So that must be my problem. The magnetic paint for females must have reverse polarity.
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Old 09-12-2008, 12:46 PM   #6
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Not bald, not for another 30 years I hope. Been told (by a female) my penis is larger than average size.

Glad nobody is offended.

Here's the regular, non-spoof version...

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Old 09-12-2008, 03:59 PM   #7
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I want to see statistical evidence that owning a Porsche get you laid more! I definatley got more tail before I got the car.....but I was in college so that might have something to do with it.

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