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Old 11-06-2015, 04:49 AM   #1
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HELLO HELLo HELlo HEllo Hello hello

Wow this area of the forum is empty. I could say anything I want and there's no one around to see it.

I miss that rich spoiled douchebag.
Cats are evil creatures that would kill and eat us if they could.
Milk in bags sounds like a bad idea.
Liberals and conservatives are annoying.
Pastel Yellow is too girly for me.
I hate glass tops.
I can't relate to the cheese and wine crowd.
I'm a spec boxster groupie.
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Old 11-06-2015, 06:38 AM   #2
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Awesome just awesome. I agree with most of your points. Mr Landa should come back for sure. For some reason I miss that tool.
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Old 11-12-2015, 04:22 PM   #3
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I'd post a reply but I was recently eaten by a gun toting cat.
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Old 01-01-2016, 06:57 AM   #4
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I agree with you re: the glass tops - they put me on edge when I see them.
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Pastel Yellow is too girly for me.

He has said what the rest of us always wanted to but never had the guts to. 0.o
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Old 01-01-2016, 12:33 PM   #6
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He has said what the rest of us always wanted to but never had the guts to. 0.o
Speed yellow is my favorite though. Seems like yellows and oranges are love'em or hate'em color. I have two friends/customers that have a speed yellow boxster. I sold this box to one of them and he turned it into a spec. Pastel can work on a racecar.
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Speed yellow is my favorite though. Seems like yellows and oranges are love'em or hate'em color. I have two friends/customers that have a speed yellow boxster. I sold this box to one of them and he turned it into a spec. Pastel can work on a racecar.


I was very hesitant buying a speed yellow car off of pictures alone.

It's got a deeper tone to it in person and looks great with the right rims and accents!

And that pastel yellow one looks like a screen shot out of gran turismo, they have rufs colors rather then Porsche's so I run a somewhat pastel 3400s on that game.
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Old 12-31-2016, 04:35 AM   #8
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One whole year and nothing has been said in the cayman section! Very sad. Why do we even have this section?
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Because I installed some home-made bumper plugs on my wife's Cayman.....



............and I think the thread should survive.

Just sayin'...........

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2017 was a prime example of an odd year.

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I'm jonesing for a 987.2 Cayman, better oiling system, 4 oil scavenge pumps to evacuate oil out of the heads instead of 2 like in the 986, no IMS, electronically controlled oil pump , lots more HP... Also thinking about PDK...
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When a watch battery dies it records the time of it’s own death.

Finally is pronounced « final-e » but Finale is pronounced « fin-ally ».
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That's a pretty cool website, one I hadn't come across before. Found a few more gems that are (IMO) worthy of sharing:
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I'm jonesing for a 987.2 Cayman, better oiling system, 4 oil scavenge pumps to evacuate oil out of the heads instead of 2 like in the 986, no IMS, electronically controlled oil pump , lots more HP... Also thinking about PDK...
Yeah, that would be cool. Wonder if they made a convertible version?
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Wow this area of the forum is empty. I could say anything I want and there's no one around to see it.

Milk in bags sounds like a bad idea.
How did the first person think drinking cows milk was a good idea? Did he give it a taste test from the source one day?
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