2017 was a prime example of an odd year.
When a watch battery dies it records the time of it’s own death.
Finally is pronounced « final-e » but Finale is pronounced « fin-ally ».
While writing ‘almost’ we use all of 'most’ and most of 'all’.
Having suicidal thoughts are just a few cells plotting to kill all their colleagues.
We eat pizza from the inside out.
Anyone in charge of product placement who puts back pain relief products on the bottom shelf should be fired.
Warm soda and cold coffee are the same temperature.
Entering ‘99’ on a microwave cooks 39 seconds longer than entering ‘100’.
Music was better when people didn't have to be good looking to make it.
It would be fun to work at an unemployment office and get fired and then show up again the next day.
If you think about it, church is just a book club that got really out of hand.
Firefighters never want the option of working from home.
In the era of self-driving cars, driving will only be a hobby, which is exactly what happened to horseriding.
(from
Showerthoughts)
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