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paulofto 02-11-2015 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by coloradojay (Post 435687)
Whoa 3 seconds in "no time" seems like it would totally mess up the space-time continuum. I think I'll remain in space-time.
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Originally Posted by Smallblock454 (Post 435779)
Did some chips tuning for my other car a while ago. Engine runs much fatter now. :D

http://986forum.com/forums/uploads01...1423687388.jpg
Even funnier.:)

paulofto 02-11-2015 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Dlirium (Post 435792)
Well, duh. He selected the 3 second option, no the 2 second option!
Stop it!!! I'll pee my pants.

paulofto 02-11-2015 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by ECU_Doctor (Post 435671)
Hello everyone!

I am the ECU Doctor!

I have been experimenting with re mapping various make and model ECUs, to get maximum performance out of the factory car. I have had luck with Toyota and Chevrolet ECU's gaining about a 10-20hp gain from factory with a simple ECU remap.

I myself own a 2001 Boxster, it has been my test car. Everything on my car is bone stock, with the exception of a re mapped ECU. What is a re mapped ECU you may ask? Well I simply access the data on the ECU via a computer, change the values of the air/fuel/spark ratio and I can achieve great things (cant tell you all my secrets ;)

With the ECU remapped on my Boxster I can acheive 0-60 times in 3-3.5 seconds, thats a lot better then the 6 second stock time.




I am just trying to pass on my amazing discoveries to you! My fellow Porsche fanatics, if I get enough interest in this we can set up a group deal and get you guys running 3 second 0-60s in no time.

Thank you my friends! And happy Motoring :dance:
Let the Top Gear blokes have a go at it. I bet 'The Stig' could get that thing under 2 seconds.

coreseller 02-11-2015 01:56 PM
Guys, get off his ass. He did wonders for my Econoline............

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...psbxzocxt2.jpg

78F350 02-11-2015 02:02 PM
Great, with all of your sarcasm and suspicion you 'geniouses' have ruined our chance to finally be up there with the 996 guys. I bet that the OP never posts here again and we will start seeing 2.5-2.8 times from those Rennlist guys.

...and Smallblock454, if your going to chip your car yourself it's Doritos man, D-O-R-I-T-O-S.

ECU_Doctor 02-11-2015 02:10 PM
I'm taking your advice and going over to try the 996 guys, you'll see their times and then want in :) anyone interested though. PM me and we will keep in touch as I conduct my tests and get things rolling.

Will still post my results to this thread when everything is how I like, untill then...

Happy Motoring

coreseller 02-11-2015 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 78F350 (Post 435800)
Great, with all of your sarcasm and suspicion you 'geniouses' have ruined our chance to finally be up there with the 996 guys. I bet that the OP never posts here again and we will start seeing 2.5-2.8 times from those Rennlist guys.

...and Smallblock454, if your going to chip your car yourself it's Doritos man, D-O-R-I-T-O-S.
I suggest you send the ECU Doctor some cash and be the beta tester, let us know how it works out....................:D

For the record, I'm not one to usually pile on but this guy, his "recommend-er", their just joined status, trying to sell something here without being a vendor, etc., etc. etc. Like they say, there's one born every minute.

The 996 guys will and should wholesale tear ass also if they have any brains. ECU, you may want to get further in development then post. You are going about this entirely the wrong way, my 2 cents.

The Radium King 02-11-2015 02:13 PM
sorry, had to get in on this. want an easy way to get your boxster to 60 in under 3 seconds ...

http://static.businessinsider.com/im...0052/image.jpg

Slate 01 02-11-2015 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by The Radium King (Post 435804)
sorry, had to get in on this. want an easy way to get your boxster to 60 in under 3 seconds ...

http://static.businessinsider.com/im...0052/image.jpg
Is that the new Chevy Boxster?

Luv2Box 02-11-2015 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by The Radium King (Post 435804)
sorry, had to get in on this. want an easy way to get your boxster to 60 in under 3 seconds ...

http://static.businessinsider.com/im...0052/image.jpg
Wow!!! A rare site indeed, an airplane giving birth!:D

Topless 02-11-2015 07:19 PM
I just love ECU mods that defy physics. So cool! Maybe they forgot to mention it would require a few minor additional propulsion mods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VBex8zbDRs

I could run a 3.0 second 0-60 in my car for free with no ECU or engine mods. All I have to do is remove 1500 lbs from the car.



Pffffft, Hosers!

Dlirium 02-11-2015 08:18 PM
Here is another great option for 2.8 seconds:

Move Over Tesla, this New Car is Powered by Salt Water and Has Over 900 Horsepower

Nine8Six 02-11-2015 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Topless (Post 435833)
I just love ECU mods that defy physics. So cool!
Don't want to see those 6 smashed up connecting rods from his dyno run :/ Won't be beauty for sure lol

This reminds me of someone who've done that btdc adv timing thingy along with blind AFR tweaks a few years ago. yea that Audi TT was fast and sounded like a Motogp bike, <4 secs 0-60 of something but ran for about 2.5minutes before blowing up to pieces. Happened as soon as the engine reached operating temp.

Traumatizing experience, happened at our local circuit... 20+ dudes watching. Epic fail LOL

opus69 02-12-2015 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Luv2Box (Post 435812)
Wow!!! A rare site indeed, an airplane giving birth!:D
Considering what's coming out it's more likely an airplane taking a dump.

Slate 01 02-12-2015 01:59 PM
Boy, you guys sure look silly. I had ECU Doc do the upgrade for me and my box now goes 0-60 in under 1 second and 0-145 in 3 seconds. I bet you are all jealous now.;)

JayG 02-12-2015 02:45 PM
I have been looking on the RL 996 forum for his post
nothing yet, damn~!!

KRAM36 02-12-2015 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Slate 01 (Post 435930)
Boy, you guys sure look silly. I had ECU Doc do the upgrade for me and my box now goes 0-60 in under 1 second and 0-145 in 3 seconds. I bet you are all jealous now.;)
At what point do your eyeballs come back to normal shape and vision to come back?

Slate 01 02-12-2015 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by KRAM36 (Post 435939)
At what point do your eyeballs come back to normal shape and vision to come back?
Let me put it this way, my dog has to read and type for me until my vision recovers.

I have to have two parachutes added to the box in order to come to a stop.

BIGJake111 02-12-2015 05:17 PM
I heard that ecu doctor actually designed the Nissan GT-R, I knew there was something crazy behind that 2.5 second Nissan Altima. He was fired because it was too fast and then followed his passion with Cameros.

Pominoz 02-13-2015 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Slate 01 (Post 435930)
Boy, you guys sure look silly. I had ECU Doc do the upgrade for me and my box now goes 0-60 in under 1 second and 0-145 in 3 seconds. I bet you are all jealous now.;)
This is great news! Porsche will absolutely have to bring out a 986 GT4 conversion upgrade, to counteract all the people who will be bypassing the Cayman GT-4 and buying 986s with this upgrade instead. Porsche are going to look really silly for not figuring out how to do this themselves :D


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