Holy IMS Prevention !

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by Johnny Danger

For those who can't afford an IMS replacement, or even the Guardian for that matter, behold it's the IMS Indulgence! For just $14.29 ($17.49 if you're a Pentecostal or Adventist), the good folks at this roadside chapel will rebuke the IMS Demon with all manner of prayer in the most apostolic of fashion . Get that IMS Devil behind you !




* The fee also requires a small act of contrition. Unsure of what that involves at this time.

I stop in this evening and experienced a real Holy IMS Explosion ! I never thought that there would be this many people with M96 engine demons !


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[Allen K. Littlefield]

Isn't that St. Charles IMS church and discount house of oil? Presided over by the right Reb-rend, "Jake"?

With apologies to Don Imus.


AKL