Go Back   986 Forum - for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners > Porsche Boxster & Cayman Forums > Boxster General Discussions

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-20-2015, 04:46 PM   #1
Beginner
 
Jamesp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Houston
Posts: 1,659
Garage
Did we lose a troll?

If so, I'll miss the Chuckie Cheese status reports. And yes, this is troll food, but will it rise to the bait...

__________________
2003 S manual
Jamesp is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2015, 05:08 PM   #2
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Arizona
Posts: 711
He didn't burn any money. What does it matter how rich you are if you can't burn your benjamins??

Not rich enough for the likes of Crono! Bwah ha ha!
__________________
Porsche Boxster 986 3.8
Toyota Corolla AE86 F20C
Mazda Miata NA8C
Crono0001 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2015, 05:22 PM   #3
Registered User
 
BIGJake111's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Greenville, S.C.
Posts: 2,656
Garage
Did we lose a troll?

Probably took a spontaneous trip to Cyprus on his dad's money and paid to ship the car for him to only knock the wheel off and total the car (by going 25mph orderly he states.)

Last edited by BIGJake111; 08-20-2015 at 09:19 PM.
BIGJake111 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2015, 05:53 PM   #4
98 Arctic silver 986
 
tommy583's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Upstate, NY
Posts: 1,238
Garage
I was thinking about becoming his 16th follower.

Last edited by tommy583; 08-20-2015 at 08:35 PM.
tommy583 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2015, 05:58 PM   #5
Registered User
 
jacabean's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: mass
Posts: 731
i have not really followed this one much but I bet you that dude is full of crap.
jacabean is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2015, 06:13 PM   #6
Registered User
 
steved0x's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: FL
Posts: 3,904
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIGJake111 View Post
Provably took a spontaneous trip to Cyprus on his dad's money and paid to ship the car for him to only knock the wheel off and total the car (by going 25mph orderly he states.)
Ha! 12345678910
steved0x is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2015, 07:06 PM   #7
Registered User
 
Joe B's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Jackson Hole, Wyoming
Posts: 800
I doubt if he's gone for good, but I think most missed the point and made fun of him, which only fueled the fire. The guy is clearly seriously socially retarded, and I feel sorry for him !
Joe B is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2015, 07:14 PM   #8
Registered User
 
RedTele58's Avatar
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
__________________
I think I have a Porsche problem...
RedTele58 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2015, 07:28 PM   #9
Registered User
 
itsnotanova's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Bastrop, Tx
Posts: 2,251
Someone probably beat him over the head and stole his money. That guy's a beacon for thieves.
__________________
Woody
itsnotanova is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2015, 08:04 PM   #10
Registered User
 
epapp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Bay Area
Posts: 700
Garage
If everyone hates him so much why do you dedicate a thread and so much thought to him?! You must all secretly love him.
epapp is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2015, 08:30 PM   #11
I am my own mechanic....
 
Timco's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Posts: 3,433
Like a fart in the wind......one can only hope.
__________________
'04 Boxster S 50 Jahre 550 Spyder Anniversary Special Edition, 851 of 1953, 6-sp, IMS/RMS, GT Metallic silver, cocoa brown leather SOLD to member Broken Linkage.
'08 VW Touareg T-3 wife's car
'13 F150 Super Crew long bed 4x4 w/ Ego Boost
Timco is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-2015, 03:12 AM   #12
Beginner
 
Jamesp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Houston
Posts: 1,659
Garage
I don't hate anybody, that's not allowed and for good reason. I found the whole thing a mixture of amusing and tiring.
__________________
2003 S manual
Jamesp is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-2015, 03:53 AM   #13
Master Brewer
 
Bootlegger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Northern Ohio
Posts: 104
Garage
We need people like him to create a sense of balance (or how not to act) and ensure our own sanity. I was going to include a selfie but thought better of it....

Amusing.
__________________
____________________________________
2004 Boxster S Anniversary 550 Spyder
2018 Porsche Macan (wife's ride)
2004 Ford F-150 4X4 Crew
6 Fast Bicycles
Bootlegger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-2015, 09:07 AM   #14
Registered User
 
epapp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Bay Area
Posts: 700
Garage
He had a large mouth, and most likely doesn't yet understand the many ways one can be rich in life besides having money.

He surely did have ambition though. Appears to have completed the PSE the day after he got his car, various other things which would have taken me at least THREE days...
epapp is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-2015, 09:15 AM   #15
Registered User
 
BYprodriver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: O.C. CA
Posts: 3,286
Garage
Quote:
Originally Posted by epapp View Post
If everyone hates him so much why do you dedicate a thread and so much thought to him?! You must all secretly love him.
Yes, simply treat him as if he's not there, & he won't be.
__________________
2000 S Speed Yellow LN 3.6L cylinders & pistons, triple row IMSB upgrade, R&R connecting rods, billet tensioner paddle&,oilpump driveshaft.Heads rebuilt by F6I with new valves & springs.Cayman airbox & MAF housing, 996 intake plenum & 75mm T/B. Fabspeedsport converters &Dansk muffler
BYprodriver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-2015, 11:22 AM   #16
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Orange County, California
Posts: 266
Now who's gonna remind us of how poor we all are?
hancock1701 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-2015, 11:56 AM   #17
Registered User
 
CHRISP357's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Kuna, Idaho
Posts: 304
Quote:
Originally Posted by hancock1701 View Post
Now who's gonna remind us of how poor we all are?
Maybe we could take turns?
I'll start.
You bunch of impoverished, used car drivers!
Hey, that wasn't bad...
CHRISP357 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-2015, 12:35 PM   #18
On the slippery slope
 
JayG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: San Diego
Posts: 3,346
Garage
Quote:
Originally Posted by byprodriver View Post
yes, simply treat him as if he's not there, & he won't be.
+986 .
__________________
2004 Boxster S 6 speed - DRL relay hack, Polaris AutoTop DIY
2004 996 Targa Tip
Instructor - San Diego region, 2014 Porsche Performance Driving School
2013 C300, 2010 Jetta 2011 Mazda 3, 1998 Windstar - Dog van , 2004 F-150 "Big Red"
JayG is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-2015, 08:33 PM   #19
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Winnipeg MB
Posts: 2,486
I find his posts amusing and entertaining, and it makes me feel better to know I'm not the only poor dude here. I'm still poorer than all of you, but at least you're all poor too. I tried burning some of my money to see if it would make me feel less poor, but it's really hard to light coins. Besides, if I burned my money I would be even poorer. Maybe some of you less poor types could send me some of your money to burn.
__________________
'99 black 986
Mark_T is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-22-2015, 06:44 AM   #20
Registered User
 
itsnotanova's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Bastrop, Tx
Posts: 2,251
I've changed my mind about him. I think he'll be entertaining to have around. Every good story has a villain.

__________________
Woody
itsnotanova is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On




All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:54 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0
Copyright 2018 Pelican Parts, LLC - Posts may be archived for display on the Pelican Parts Website -    DMCA Registered Agent Contact Page